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Patrick

Is mayonnaise an instrument? —Patrick Star

Overview


Name:	Patrick Ian Connors
Nickname:	Patrick
Birthdate:	April 19, 1998
Hometown:	Newport Beach, California
Occupation:	Forensic analyst & funny guy
Hobbies:	Gambling, gaming, guitar
Vices:	Dice, drinking, drugs
Demeanor:	Joker
Height:	5'10"
Hair color:	Brown
Eye color:	Green

Themesong:	[Poker Face]
Themesong:	[White & Nerdy]

Quote:	Patrick Star: Liar, liar, plants for hire. SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire." Patrick Star: You would know. —SpongeBob SquarePants
Quote:	Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back. Don't ask Y. —T-shirt
Quote:	Squidward: Just how stupid are* you?* Patrick Star: It varies. —SpongeBob SquarePants

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Introduction
	Patrick recently graduated from UC Riverside with a B.S. degree in computer science, as well as a certification in crime scene investigation. He moved to Prospect in November, 2020 to work as a forensic analyst at a defense/security/aerospace company. Patrick specifically analyzes fingerprints and does other background research. Now that he's settled in, he's starting to explore the local scene. Favorite places so far include Guardian Games, Murder of Crows, Prospect Roasters, Steamed and Hammered Tavern, and WaffleMania.

RP Hooks
College — Maybe you knew him in college? Fellow math nerd? Gambling — Someone may have a bit of a gambling addiction. Let's hit the casino... or the river boat... or the racetrack. Gaming — "I attack the darkness!" Patrick loves games of all types: board games, RPG, video games, etc. Guitar — As a solidly average rhythm guitar player, Patrick is available to help out your garage band at impromptu jam sessions, open mic nights, and last-minute gigs. Investigation — True crime, cryptozoology, paranormal. Bring it on! Vices — This math nerd sure can drink. And smoke. And toke. Work — Maybe you also work for The Man? Or maybe you are The Man?

Contacts
Bobbi — So warm and welcoming. Can't wait to talk more. Cicada — They're pretty badass. Black nail polish is where it's at. Conn — Such a generous dude with an awesome bar! He should totally compete on Forged in Fire. Erin — Real sweetheart. I hope she'll fix my toaster. Lilly — She's adorable. Even without an ironic hipster mustache. Mearns — This dude is hilarious! More pool shark than narc, but you never know... Rustin — Gaming buddy & brother from another mother. His shop is uh-mazing! Wick — Awesome music friend & all around stellar dude. Glad he survived that paper towel accident! Zyra — Sweet homeless kid. Hopefully she'll be ok.

Gallery

Some pics will go here

T-shirt Collection

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