Some of the places the pack has gone since inception:
and their YOWL! Reviews by the travelers! If you come along on a journey, feel free to add your own reviews!
The Moon - Seline's garden and palace - Iris and Trey.
Trey: Mother Seline is a being of endless beauty and she will own a piece of my heart forever. Perfect place to be. I want to go here when I die.
Iris: Definitely would revisit and recommend to my friends. Management is delightful and there's enough room to avoid running in to other guests. High cat population, take in to consideration if you have allergies!
Antarctica - home of the PENGUINS - Iris, Trey, Branton, Irsa.
Trey: Most people don't think of the polar caps as a place of life... but it is! It's a cold that makes my home lands feel like the tropics by comparison, but the way that life adapts and lives even there shows so much of Nala's resilience and cleverness. Lost one moon for lack of cats, though.
Iris: Pack the GOOD winter gear, it gets cold here! Non existent cell service and no helpful tour guides, plus EVERYTHING is covered in penguin poop, but an abundance of animal life to view in the summer. Bring a tuxedo if you want all the juicy gossip around the nesting sites.
Branton: Not that cold as long as you're not a wimp. Lots of friendly locals but be ready for a long conversation if you start one, they'll talk your ear off.
Rorg, the asteroid belt - Iris, Trey, Irsa.
Trey: Terrible atmosphere, dangerous rocks, hostile spirits all over the place. Only up side is that they seem mesmerized by anything resembling fun. Zero out of five, would not recommend.
Iris: Giving this one Yowl purely for adrenaline's sake, but it's a terrible place to visit! Much like most of Detroit, it's just one of those places you shouldn't drive through, don't stop at intersections or pull in to any stores after dark. Not that there's a lot of stores or intersections in an asteroid belt, but if there WERE... Don't stop there.
Pan, moon of Saturn - Iris, Trey, Branton, Irsa.
Trey: WTF even is this place? I mean, the wine is great and the fruit is tasty and people are fun, but... minus two YOWLs for having to play wingman to a sexually-frustrated god instead of just get my relaxation on.
Iris: When the usual vacation spots are old hat, filled with tourists, or just out of season, visit Pan! Vibe with the wiggle plants, drink the finest wine in the outer solar system, snack on goat cheese and grapes, but never, NEVER look inside the grapes.
The Aurora Australis in Tasmania - Iris, Trey, Evan, Irsa.
Trey: This place was amazingly beautiful -- a forest made of one tree, thousands of times over, is just too fascinating for words. The locals are a little hostile, though. If you come for a snowball fight, bring riot shields and watch your back.
Iris: I have to ASSUME it was amazing there. From what I remember, it was all stunning scenery and I totally want to go back. Apparently I got hit by a snow ball the size of a strip mall though, so I don't remember much after a certain point.
The Cheese Moon - Iris, Trey, Ashkii, Irsa, Rhapsody, Evan, Kaz, Jackie, Abril.
Iris: It's such a relaxing place for a wine and cheese party! Quiet landscape, curious wildlife, though tricksy and a tiny bit belligerent. If you can stand to be around the host - who's INCREDIBLY nice - then you're gonna have a great time. 5/5 would totally visit again!
Irsa: 10 outta 10 Thumbs Up! What was billed as a lovely dinner outing with a nice old lady pivoted to the tastiest of rescue missions. 1 Bonus Thumbs Up for the excellent shark cootery board, moon wine, and cheese sammiches.
Trey: Definitely a fun place to visit. Almost lost a YOWL for the scent, but ya know what, it's strong, but it's kinda pleasant once you get used to it. Green Cheese Fella is a great guy, glad we could help him out, and tell him tales. He seems lonely. We should direct more people to visit.
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