Patrick
Is mayonnaise an instrument? —Patrick Star
| Overview
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| Name:
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Patrick Ian Connors
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| Nickname:
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Patrick
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| Birthdate:
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April 19, 1998
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| Hometown:
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Newport Beach, California
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| Occupation:
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Forensic analyst & funny guy
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| Hobbies:
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Gambling, gaming, guitar
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| Vices:
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Dice, drinking, drugs
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| Demeanor:
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Joker
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| Height:
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5'10"
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| Hair color:
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Brown
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| Eye color:
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Green
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| Themesong:
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[Poker Face]
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| Themesong:
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[White & Nerdy]
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| Quote:
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Patrick Star: Liar, liar, plants for hire.
SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire."
Patrick Star: You would know.
—SpongeBob SquarePants
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| Quote:
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Dear Algebra,
Stop asking us to find your X.
She's not coming back.
Don't ask Y.
—T-shirt
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| Quote:
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Squidward: Just how stupid are you?
Patrick Star: It varies.
—SpongeBob SquarePants
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| Other:
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| Other:
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| Some other thing
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| Introduction
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Patrick recently graduated from UC Riverside with a B.S. degree in computer science, as well as a certification in crime scene investigation. He moved to Prospect in November, 2020 to work as a forensic analyst at a defense/security/aerospace company. Patrick specifically analyzes fingerprints and does other background research. Now that he's settled in, he's starting to explore the local scene.
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| RP Hooks
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- College — Maybe you knew him in college? Fellow math nerd?
- Gambling — Someone may have a bit of a gambling addiction. Let's hit the casino... or the river boat... or the racetrack.
- Gaming — "I attack the darkness!" Patrick loves games of all types: board games, RPG, video games, etc.
- Guitar — As a solidly average rhythm guitar player, Patrick is available to help out your garage band at impromptu jam sessions, open mic nights, and last-minute gigs.
- Investigation — True crime, cryptozoology, paranormal. Bring it on!
- Vices — This math nerd sure can drink. And smoke. And toke.
- Work — Maybe you also work for The Man? Or maybe you are The Man?
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| Contacts
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- Bobbi — So warm and welcoming. Can't wait to talk more.
- Cicada — They're pretty badass. Black nail polish is where it's at.
- Conn — Such a generous dude with an awesome bar! He should totally compete on Forged in Fire.
- Erin — Real sweetheart. I hope she'll fix my toaster.
- Lilly — She's adorable. Even without an ironic hipster mustache.
- Mearns — This dude is hilarious! More pool shark than narc, but you never know...
- Rustin — Gaming buddy & brother from another mother. His shop is uh-mazing!
- Wick — Awesome music friend & all around stellar dude. Glad he survived that paper towel accident!
- Zyra — Sweet homeless kid. Hopefully she'll be ok.
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