| Good Evening, dear listeners, and welcome to Late Nights with Becky Smalls! This, presumably, means that I'm your host, and they've not fired me yet!
Last week, I told you why Medicare is irrelevant, since the guv'mint isn't the ones putting microchips in your food. That would be the corporations. We had a call from a lady in Oklahoma, who asked us if it's true about the Chemtrails, and another caller confirmed that, apparently, you can smell it! Thrilling stuff.
Well, tonight, hopefully, we're going to carry on from there. We'll be talking about what they're putting in the water, and what they're taking out, too! Oh yes, fluoride is just the tip of the iceberg! There's a whole titanic down there... Anyway. We'll be discussing the effects of the Twilight books and all their interminable knockoffs on the more erotic side of the occult community, and as a special treat for you tonight... I'm cooking Crayfish Etoufe!
All that coming up after these subliminal messages. Stay tuned!
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The Camarilla: "I know what you did last Thursday."
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The Sabbat: "Well, that's just in poor taste. I'm sure they'll grow out of it."
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The Independents: "How delightful! Good for you, you must be very brave to live like that."
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The Brujah: "Please stop shouting, darling. Nobody cares."
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The Gangrel: "Please, come sit with me and lets talk about cryptozoology. Are you the local Chupacabra?"
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The Malkavians: Sometimes I think we're the only ones with any sense around here, darling."
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The Nosferatu: "What do you know about the hidden lairs of the Worm People? Why are you laughing at me?"
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The Toreador:"Oh, how delightfully quaint! She thinks she matters!"
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The Tremere:"When Archimedes said that thing about long enough levers and somewhere to stand, I think he was talking about the immovable stick up all the Tremere's asses."
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The Ventrue: "Darling, what? You think you're in charge of things? Let me open your eyes to the truth!"
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The Lasombra: "There are scarier things out there than the ancients you're so worried about. Really. You have no idea, darling."
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The Tzimisce: "Now, darling, this may sound hypocritical coming from me, but. You need to get your head checked."
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The Caitiff: "Democracy in motion! Evolution of the species!"
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The Assamites: "I'm sure there's been some sort of misunderstanding, dear. Oh. There hasn't. Oh dear."
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The Followers of Set: "How horribly cheesy."
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The Giovanni: "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children! "
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The Ravnos: "You? I like you! So sorry about the whole 'eating each other' ...thing."
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Demons: "At the end of the day, the old ban against infernalism is just another form of racism."
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The Fey: "They say they represent freedom, joy and wonder. They are just as close-minded and blind as the rest."
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The Corporations: "I am /on/ to you."
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| Full Name:
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Rebecca Smalls
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| Important dates:
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Born March 22, 1970, Embraced December 12, 2002
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| Faction:
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Camarilla
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| Clan:
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Malkavian
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| Career:
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Late Night Radio Host
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| Medication:
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Various painkillers, fed to her herd before feeding.
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| Kinain:
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Nocker
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| Reputation:
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Angry conspiricy theorist, but frightfully posh. * Beckyquotes
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| Becky's mental state is rather changeable. She's normally fairly sane, with sudden, unpredictable episodes. Point being: just because the Crazy isn't immediately apparent, doesn't mean it's not there, waiting to surface.
I'm hoping to portray a character with fairly realistic mental health issues. As such, the exact nature of her derangements will likely change and develop over time.
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| Fame
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4
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| Merit:
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Enchanting Voice, Soothing Voice...
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| Merit:
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Kinain
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| Flaw:
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Lame
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| Flaw:
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No Fangs
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| Humanity:
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7
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| Appearance:
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2
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| Willpower:
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4
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