Xiomara/Contacts

Dashiel Good taste in underwear. One of those rich investor types! That means he's given me an influx of seed capital... if you know what I mean.

Chandler She's super smart, super nice, super generous, super hot, super everything, which kind of makes me feel super-fucking-pathetic in comparison... She's one of those medical professionals. That means she likes to play doctor.... if you know what I mean.

Mitzi When I learned she was a psychiatrist, I was a little nervous- but she smoothed it all out when she suggested I get a job taking my clothes off and shaking my tits at strangers. She's got a good head on her shoulders. That means she knows how to make things happen.... if you know what I mean.

Sumter We met only once, but I've decided already that I should ask him to Netflix and Chill. That means I want to invite him over and have sex with him on the couch... if you know what I mean.

Austin_Fitzgerald We met in a shitty pool hall. He whisked me back to a five-star hotel room so we could spend a lovely evening together. When we got there, he made me breakfast, but the sausage was undercooked and flaccid, despite sucking on it for two hours straight... if you know what I mean.