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Special Skills:

  • Sleeps pretty good on airplanes.
  • Totally OK with sitting in the middle back seat.
  • Knows every word to Jay-Z’s “I Just Wanna Love You.”
  • Able to lift slightly more than you’d think.
  • Oblivious to sexual harassment.

― Excerpt from Xiomara Morales Resumé, File #14119, Apple One Temp Agency, Classified: DO NOT EMPLOY.

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Mortal "I used to like regular people, until I discovered certain areas of the internet... Now I sort of hope you all die in a fire. Especially the ones who developed 'wiki-code'."
Changeling "I, for one, think loitering about, occasionally bowing and scraping to the nobility is a non-stop fun explosion. Let me just pencil that in on my calendar next to pubic waxing and the recreational tooth extraction I had scheduled."

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Good taste in underwear. One of those rich investor types! That means he's given me an influx of seed capital... if you know what I mean.

She's super smart, super nice, super generous, super hot, super everything, which kind of makes me feel super-fucking-pathetic in comparison... She's one of those medical professionals. That means she likes to play doctor.... if you know what I mean.
When I learned she was a psychiatrist, I was a little nervous- but she smoothed it all out when she suggested I get a job taking my clothes off and shaking my tits at strangers. She's got a good head on her shoulders. That means she knows how to make things happen.... if you know what I mean.
We met only once, but I've decided already that I should ask him to Netflix and Chill. That means I want to invite him over and have sex with him on the couch... if you know what I mean.
We met in a shitty pool hall. He whisked me back to a five-star hotel room so we could spend a lovely evening together. When we got there, he made me breakfast, but the sausage was undercooked and flaccid, despite sucking on it for two hours straight... if you know what I mean.

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RP Hooks
Prospect Roasters
Xiomara has become a fixture here because her bestest friends are often here. So, you can often find her here!

Looking for Work
Xiomara has some distinct disadvantages when finding employment, like being a compulsive liar, but maybe you can look past those inadequacies and hire her.

Shameless & Hedonistic
Xio is not shy, loves attention, and has very little self introspection... this is a recipe for really bad decisions which you can TOTALLY take advantage of!

Clumsy AF
Xio is a top-heavy, easily distracted woman with bad eye-hand coordination - schedule a time for her to literally trip over you. Hilarity guaranteed to ensue or your money back.

Molecular Biologist
Xio has a Ph.D. in molecular biology and has invented various cures for deadly diseases as outlined in the New England Journal of Medicine and the award winning publication: 'Cooties, are they real?' in the Elsevier Journal of Molecular Biology.

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Race: Changeling
Full Name: Xiomara Morales
Seeming: Grump
Court: Unseelie <3
Seelie Legacy: Philanthropist
Unseelie Legacy: Cerenaic
Kith: Pooka (Awoooooo)
Apparent Age: Mid 20's
Height: 5' 1"

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