"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted."
He escaped from here! If you have a reason to know this, or if you're interested in escaped experiments and want a reason to know, tell me!
Psychic
He is one! He has a tendency to use his psychokinesis for rather trivial things, even more than his own hands sometimes. He can always use people to teach him better psychic etiquette outside of a lab!
Homeless
Eugene is currently homeless. If you're interested in homeless people, are homeless yourself, or want him to try and squat in your place or take your food while you're away, let me know!
