"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted."
- --- GLaDOS
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- What are any of these things?!
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- Timara - Paid for my first outside meal. Accidentally made her feel bad.
- Basilisk - Something strange.
- Fabian - Gave the number for more food.
- Sebastian - Guy sitting in a dinner.
- Glendora - Best friend.
- Gar - Bromance prospect.
- Typhanie - Awesome friend.
- Liesl - Hugging friend, must make happy.
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Developmental Neogenetics Amalgamated
- He escaped from here! If you have a reason to know this, or if you're interested in escaped experiments and want a reason to know, tell me!
Psychic
- He is one! He has a tendency to use his psychokinesis for rather trivial things, even more than his own hands sometimes. He can always use people to teach him better psychic etiquette outside of a lab!
Homeless
- Eugene is currently homeless. If you're interested in homeless people, are homeless yourself, or want him to try and squat in your place or take your food while you're away, let me know!
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Psychic
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| Full Name:
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Psychokinetic Eugenics Project, "Eugene"
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| Date of Birth:
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???, ??, 1991
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| Heritage:
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American?
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| Demeanor:
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Rogue
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| Occupation:
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Escaped Experiment
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| Apparent Age:
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Early-Mid Twenties
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| Height:
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5'8"
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