Amalia/Hooks

• (Still Kinda) New in Town: Moved to Prospect from New York a few years ago, immediately enrolled at UCP. Spent almost all of her time on and around campus, and still hasn’t explored the city too much.

There's this great [fill in the blank] right around the corner!

• Fame: Had some success as a model in her late teens, and has good enough genes that she doesn't look that much different in her mid-twenties. Might be recognized from a print ad or billboard. Has also been making some waves lately in the business world after she published her research at UCP.

Do I know you? You seem familiar.

• Recent Student: Enrolled in 2014, graduated with a Master's degree in Economics in 2016, on track to graduate with her Ph.D. in May 2020. She spends a lot of time hanging around campus. Still hasn't moved out of her dorm in Weaver Hall.

Jesus, haven't you graduated yet?

• Graduate Assistantship: She's currently teaching freshman-level Math 3C: Precalculus, so undergrads might know her as an instructor.

Can I get an extension? My grandma died. Again. No, the other one. The other other one.

• Shady Past: She was a bit of a mafia princess back home; her father was The Man To Know when you needed your cash flow scrubbed. Need East Coast contacts? She might know a name or two.

Ainchu Jack Welkin's kid? You hearda guy Big Jim McGhee?

• Movin' on Up: President and CEO of Blue Skies Financial LLC.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.