Seven/Contacts

• Garan: Useful. Don't touch the stick.
• Carl: Carl Fucking Carlson. What else is there to say? Don't forget - +smokemeth
• Varges: Curious. You intrigue me, but I wonder if you're ready for the truth. Perhaps it does not matter.
• Barcunt: Barcunt is best barcunt... that is when there actually is one.
• LaVey: Someone I've come to respect.
• Lexus: Cute, like an undead Chihuahua trying to hump everything in sight. I have to wonder if Shambling Horror has enough places to bury all the 'presents' Lexus brings her.
• Lance: They do not see you. They do not know. Perhaps it is better that way.
• Van: One of the very few I can truly call a friend and rely upon. My sword and shield.
• Simon: Simon says, "You haven't seen this loco motion yet..."
• Nils: Nils sings to the tune of Barbie Girl. "Im a GI Joe. A khaki covered ho... sweaty plastic. Its fantastic. You can shave my hair..shave me everywhere... Im a smoothie I should be in movies..."
• Chance: Happen-stance might happen Chance.
• Lancaster: Fisson.