Difference between revisions of "Eileen/Contacts"

Latest revision as of 13:20, 4 May 2021

Kurt: Mammals love their hierarchy. A good alpha? Probably. More important, like a second or third cousin.

Zora: Don't take this as an endorsement of all mammals, but some of them come out alright.

Estrella: The ruffles make her look larger than she actually is. That's classic strategy.

Emi: Kind of small, probably tastes good. I'll wait until she has extra offspring before deciding.

Mewt: Not exactly kin but okay otherwise.

Thomas: Another cousin through the other branch of the family. Smells dusty.

Sindelar: Ooh books big whoop.

Izayah: Looks better in the suit.

Ramona Altenbach: Smells like burning bat guano and sulfur all the time.

Kadar: King Of Where Seagulls Go To Fuck.

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 '''[[Zora]]''': Don't take this as an endorsement of all mammals, but some of them come out alright.
-'''[[Estrella]]''': The ruffles make her look larger than she actually is. A classic.
+'''[[Estrella]]''': The ruffles make her look larger than she actually is. That's classic strategy.
 '''[[Emi]]''': Kind of small, probably tastes good. I'll wait until she has extra offspring before deciding.
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 '''[[Izayah]]''': Looks better in the suit.
-'''[[Ramona]]''': Smells like burning bat guano and sulfur all the time.
+'''[[Ramona Altenbach]]''': Smells like burning bat guano and sulfur all the time.
-'''[[Brigette]]''': Nice. I like having underlings. Or slaves. I remember when we used to have slaves. Why'd we ever stop doing that again?
+'''[[Kadar]]''': King Of Where Seagulls Go To Fuck.