Eileen/Contacts

Kurt: Mammals love their hierarchy. A good alpha? Probably. More important, like a second or third cousin.

Zora: Don't take this as an endorsement of all mammals, but some of them come out alright.

Estrella: The ruffles make her look larger than she actually is. That's classic strategy.

Emi: Kind of small, probably tastes good. I'll wait until she has extra offspring before deciding.

Mewt: Not exactly kin but okay otherwise.

Thomas: Another cousin through the other branch of the family. Smells dusty.

Sindelar: Ooh books big whoop.

Izayah: Looks better in the suit.

Ramona Altenbach: Smells like burning bat guano and sulfur all the time.

Kadar: King Of Where Seagulls Go To Fuck.