2020.12.01: Pungent Pegg Part Ewww

Pungent Pegg Part Ewww
Ulf, Heidi, and Evonna show up to get some food from the Chimi Hendrix Mexperience food truck, and there is Pungent Pegg the fomori back again. Will he not die?
IC Date	December 1st, 2020
Players	Evonna, Heidi and Ulf ST
Location	Warehouse district
Prp/Tp	Part 1, Previous - Part 3, Next
Spheres	Garou Kinfolk

The Chimi Hendrix Mexperience is a food truck exactly on the cusp of blowing up. It is a Classic Rock-themed Tex-Mex roach coach run by Zeke Stoudemire (a permanently-cheerful black man of 70 years who wears huge sunglasses and used to play in Parliament Funkadelic), his wife Alma Mendes Stoudemire (a 55-year-old Nicaraguan-American dynamite chef), and their daughter Lola (a 30-something powderkeg of good genes and sex appeal). With dishes like Fleetwood Mac & Cheese or Jethro Tullmales they put humor, style, and great food together, and they found an awesome location to do it in. Locals know where to find them, and soon? Soon, so will everyone else.

The line is as long as it usually is, meaning it's twelve deep at lunchtime and everyone served is replaced by two new latecomers. The speakers are pumping out "Purple Haze" and the nearby picnic tables are packed with folks mowing down on food and drinking some of the homemade soda Zeke's son Santana brews. It's the kind of environment that just makes you smile for being there, especially when Zeke starts singing along with Jimi and then talking about his old friend Hendrix like he always does.

Somewhere in the mix is a familiar enemy, but not quite seen yet by the dating couple walking down the street together.

But guess who is here... AGAIN. A six-foot-six brick shithouse of hard flab with muscle underneath, wearing a hat that says "I Hunt and I Vote" and a Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt with the sleeves ripped off. His bare, untoned-but-broad arms are so heavily tattooed it's hard to make out much past the devil-girl with her tits out or the Confederate Battle Flag, but those in the know can spot a couple specific images. Glyphs that say Black Spiral Dancers, Devourer Wyrm, and Fomor.

Evonna is walking up to the food truck, seeing the line and wondering how much time she has before her ride is back. She was dropped off a block down the road as she was hungry, and the truck she was in driven by a friend was heading to go pick some materials up that were needed for her Cabin. She really does not care which drill bit they are getting, or any of the exact details the guys were talking about, she just wants them to get what they need while she gets FOOD! Having heard from Heidi about this spot, it was a great opportunity to swing by and check it out. Although looking through the crowd, she sees those images she cannot help but know and sighs. Damnit. Work before food. Time to scan the situation.

The pop-growl-boom of a motorcycle engine heralds the arrival of a wolf on two wheels. No, it's not Einar; at this distance you'd be able to smell if it was. No, it's Ulf on a cobalt blue 2005 Honda Valkyrie with Heidi behind him, cruising down the street to round the corner and park in the lot of The Chimi Hendrix Mexperience. He's not a dick about his new toy, neither gunning the engine nor trying to scare the normies or whatever; he just pulls into a spot and puts up the stand before clicking her off and patting her chassis. "Good girl, Venom," he says quietly, a sly grin on his lips as he takes off his helmet and hangs it from the handlebars. He holds his hand out so Heidi can step off gracefully and says, "I think this time I'm going to try the Enchilada Zeppelin with a piece of pumpkin Humble Pie and another one of those homemade colas." Apparently he's been thinking about this return trip for A WHILE.

Leonard Skuzznerd in the hat doesn't seem to give a fuck about the line, trundling past customers waiting to order and side-kicking a dog on a leash as he passes so that it whines and pisses on the ground. The woman holding the leash is complaining, but he ain't listening; he's walking up to the window and declaring, "Food for Pegg! Mah food ready! Pegg food from the window!" He speaks clearly enough, but the words are inarticulate and simple, and poor Lola has a look on her face like 'not again'.

Heidi steps off the back and takes his hand when offered. "That was one smooth ride!" She also removes the strap of her helmet under the chin and then pulls it up off her head. Her hair is French braided in the back loosely on both sides and her longer tails are pinned up tight into pin wheels at the back to keep from tangling in the helmet. "It even smells good here. I'm looking forward to a much better experience this time, Ulf. I'm going to have that Tex-mex chicken burrito, some nachos and that cherry cola you were drinking last time." The helmet is set down on the seat. "Whoah long line tonight, or what... oh hey, is that Ev in line?" And then some tall dude.. she doesn't quite make it out to be Pegg yet, until the voice booms. "What the f..." She grabs Ulf's arm and points.

Evonna is watching all of this, and of course sees Ulf and Heidi arrive. She swiftly moves over towards them and raises her head up in a nod, "Hey. Did not know I would run into you both here." She gestures over toward the line. "I think we need to do something about... that. Before someone gets hurt." She hears the poor dog. "More." She has concern on her face only because of all the humans around.

"You are fucking with me, Reality," Ulf mutters when he sees who's at the pick-up window, rubbing his face and looking again. No, it's not just a similar dude; it's goddamn /Pegg/. Playdough Pegg is at the same window of the same food truck doing the same shit while the same two Fenrir are watching and Ulf turns around and puts his hand on his motorcycle. "Just checking that we are not having a Groundhog Day," he mutters, then looks aside at Heidi.

"You are keeping back from him this time, yes? But with your phone handy in case it is needed," he tells her, holding his hand up to caution her. Evonna's arrival is met with a nod from Ulf while he listens to what she has to say. He grimaces, replying, "I thought we already /did/. This is being the same jotun called 'Pegg' who is harassing Miss Vardanyan the first day I am in town, and I drove him off and we followed him down the street...."

He turns, pointing to the exact spot. "To /that/ closed tax business. Ben squished him into slimy goo. We thought he was /dead/. But he is not dead. And he is here /again/."

"Mah FOOD, Zeke! Chop chop! Pegg food done! Andale arriba, Alma!" hollers Pegg as he waits for his food, elbowing aside the retiree in the panama hat and high-waisted khaki shorts so that the older fella steps back a few paces. A skinny programmer type moans, "Oh no," and gets up from his spot to run off with his food, sprinting down the street like his ass is on fire. Pegg thumps the food truck wall with a fist hard enough to rattle it and says again, "Pegg food DONE now! Hungry to go! Want mah reetos and mah nacho grande!"

Heidi sees Evonna coming toward them and it seems the incoming couple picked up on the trouble signs too. "Hey Ev." She winces, "Did he just kick that poor dog?" That doesn't go over well with her at all and riles her up. "Yeah, I really thought Ben took him down, or so he said he did." She wasn't in the tax building for the first fight. The Swedish kin nods to Ulf when he holds his hand up to her in warning, "Ja. I will stay back." She pulls her phone out of her zipped jacket pocket. "Who am I to be calling first if things go south?"

Evonna squints one eye and raises the brow over the other one. "He didn't stay down. Damn." She asks, "Was a cleansing done?" Maybe this isn't the time to go over it. "Need to get humans and pets away. Get this... Pegg.. away again. Where we can deal with it." She looks to Heidi with a concerned but thankful expression that she will be over there and can make the calls. "Aldric or Sten? Not sure if we cannot handle it, if any others like us can too." She leaves it to Ulf to suggest anyone else.

"Taika," Ulf replies immediately, and with a glance at Evonna, "and Detlef. They will rally whomever they can and come here, if it is necessary. I do not believe it will be; I think this can be resolved with the tools we have on hand. We are Fenrir." He slips one of his throwing knives out of his pocket and hands it to Heidi, saying, "In case you are needing this. You will not, but we do not leave things to chance, you and I." He winks.

To Evonna, he nods and says, "We did, but... when he went to goo, he sort of... /farted/ a cloud of noxious gas. I thought this was just a disgusting thing, but perhaps he escaped somehow."

The Godi thinks, then says, "He has seen me before, but not you; it may be that I can scare him into running, and you can follow him to his new lair. Then we can see what we are seeing, yes?"

Heidi accepts the blade and slides it under the sleeve of her coat along the left wrist. It seems she already has the inner lining sewn right to hide such things. "I understand," she makes eye contact with Ulf. "A game of chase and follow. Excellent idea." She looks over to Ev. "Last time I handled the crowd by buying them free drinks. This time, I could do vouchers. The people at the truck know me. Hopefully won't need it, but if people follow I'll jump in and entice them to something else that is better."

Evonna shrugs, and nods in agreement. "You have faced him, not I. If comes back again, we call higher rank." She likes things to be final. "Farted?" It just figures. "Alright, I'll watch from back of line, follow him where he goes." She smiles to Heidi, "Perhaps get more customers from it after all. Your drinks are sehr gut."

"I think they are catering one of your brewery events coming up, yes?" Ulf says to Heidi with a smile, leaning over to kiss her cheek and sighing. "But we have work to do today. You are keeping your eyes out, Heidi, and if you see suspicious approaches, you will turn on Venom so we are hearing her engine. I will speak with Mr. Pegg again and try to scare him away from the people. Evonna will wait and follow him, and then I will be following Evonna, and if no people are disturbed here Heidi will be following /me/ to keep an eye on what we find." He claps once, eyes thinning, and declares, "Time to be the hero again."

Up front, Pegg is shouting, "Mah drink! Coke Red! Want mah Coke Red! Drink with mah 'reetos!" and Zeke hands him a large soda while trying to explain to him that he didn't put an order in beforehand and will have to wait in line. "Mah food done, Zeke! Fuckin' hour ago! Not on n****r time, on AMERICA time! America time zone, Zeke! A-S-A-S-P!". Well, isn't he just a delight. Ulf strides right up behind him and says loudly, "Excuse me, Mr. Pegg; last time we were here you were nearly taken into an ambulance. Have you recovered, then? I am surprised to see it so quickly."

Heidi closes her eyes when Ulf leans in to give her that heroes kiss to the cheek. "I witness you both." Joke from this morning. "Now go be amazing heroes and kick some ass. But don't get burned, Ben said this guy hurt like hell to punch." She warns before they turn away. And then the two are on the plan. Heidi goes to the side of the bike as if planning to do exactly what they wanted. She checks up and down the street for any other suspicious folks coming in to provide Pegg with Wyrm back-up.

When Evonna decides to keep her eyes peeled and scan for suspicious behavior, she immediately catches sight of a crouching figure in a nearby alleyway. Narrowing her vision, she realizes it is a grungy homeless man taking a shit into a Folgers can and singing "She'll Be Comin' 'Round the Mountain" with a huge grin on his face. This distracts her from any useful recon for a little bit.

Heidi's watch proves much more useful than Evonna spotting the homeless crap-crooner. She spots something MUCH more interesting. There is a guy wearing that same "I Hunt and I Vote" hat across the street, waiting with an annoyed look on his pimply face while he leans against a wall, and if that boil-bubbling skin doesn't mark him as fomori then the visible vapor lines coming off of him would. He's wearing a Pizza Hut delivery overshirt and carrying a handful of flyers.

Evonna pinches the bridge of her nose. "I cannot unsee that." She finally is able to look away, and is back to watching Pegg. She has picked up that Ulf has spoken to the guy, but she expects a violent reaction and cracks her neck in anticipation of the next step in the plan.

Pegg jerks straight up when he hears the familiar voice of Ulf and yelps, after which follows a sound like a tenor saxophone fucking a bagpipe. The crowd nearest Pegg take huge steps backward and retch, with Captain Retirement yelling, "Oh, Jesus Christ, I think he shit himself!". Ulf steps back as well, covering his mouth, and it probably saves him a little because Pegg spins around howling and throws his huge soda cup right at the Godi's face! It explodes in a fizzy gush of caramel sugar syrup and drenches Ulf, who is stunned enough that Pegg has a chance to make a break for it!

Making good his escape, Pegg spins and runs off, yelling, "Make America great again /again/! Fuck you, Swedish hippie! Bad dog! Don't mess with Texas!". Of course, he's running all-out here, his pace roughly what most folks would call a 'brisk walk', heading diagonally across the street and already huffing and puffing. The stranger in the Pizza Hut formal wear pulls his hat down and skulks off like he doesn't want to be noticed, heading in the same direction but down another street.

Heidi starts the Viper and gives it a rumble right after she gets a take on the Pizza Hut worker. They can hear the engine even after the outbreak by the food truck. Hopping on the bike right away, she puts back on her helmet and looks to see if Ev and Ulf are going after Pegg or the pimply guy that is going down another street. "Sh..." She is seriously thinking of going after the smaller guy before losing him.

Evonna has eyes on Pegg, and she darts across the street, and keeps back some - but not enough to lose Pegg. He's not so much a sprinter so it isn't going to be hard for her to keep close enough on him.

Ulf is drenched and not at all happy about it, but no one is /hurt/; people are grossed out and upset but the stench is dissipating already and Zeke is calming the crowd down himself and offering two-for-one tacos for the next hour, which goes a long way to fixing the problem. "That fat fella farted out the Devil himself," says the old retired guy, which gets people near him laughing and breaking the tension so everyone can go back to their day and forget about Pungent Pegg Poopypants.

The roar of Venom's engine gets Ulf's immediate attention and he jogs down the line, clapping Evonna on the shoulder and saying, "Stick to the plan," before running to Heidi and grabbing his helmet. "What did you see?" he's asking, already climbing up behind her because it takes a strong man to stand behind a strong woman.

Pegg is chugging along like the Big Ol' Engine That Definitely Could Not, and if it wasn't enough that he can't outdistance still objects he's also leaving a trail of breadcrumbs -- or something -- in his wake, shaking his leg to drop out the results of his lost gamble on a fear fart. He's running for his life, but apparently his life ain't shit because he ducks into an open, empty garage and doubles over panting like he just took Bronze in Barcelona.

Heidi isn't the best driver but she's had three lessons now with Gumby. She can get them going as Ulf jumps on the back of the bike. "A skinny guy wearing a Pizza Hut uniform. Boils on his face and looking like a skulky rat." She takes off into traffic, "Follow the skinny or Pegg?"

"Skinny," Ulf decides on a dime, giving her a squeeze around the waist and trusting her with his new precious. "Evonna has Pegg, and we will circle around if we must."

Skinny Pimples is walking casually but quickly, which is MUCH faster than Pegg, but drops a few of his pamphlets while he goes. Not on accident; he's canvassing, if lazily, and heading through a dying commercial row of businesses.

Evonna yucks as she follows along. She is not even breaking a sweat here, which allows her time to not step in whatever he's releasing. She's going to need a new nose after this. Damn. Not one to take on someone alone, Evonna watches him for now, checking to see if any humans are around there, what the status of the veil will be if they take him here.

Heidi feels Ulf's squeeze to her waist and she gives that bike some acceleration. Her eyes is on the target dropping pamphlets but she isn't crowding him. The whole game is to follow them back to wherever they are going. She weaves around a car to pass in order to catch up and she compensates for the bigger weight of Ulf on the back. And she's being very careful with the heavier bike. The Swede kin isn't bound to lose him, and is daring enough that by the second car they pass, that she swerves and gets a honking from the one now behind them. She'd flip them the bird when it tries to crowd and tailgate from behind but she keeps her hands on the steering. "Asswipe." One more car, and she's got the pizza guy in site and slowing down to pace and see where he goes next.

Pegg is gasping for breath, leaning on the wall and oblivious to everything around him. He takes a burner phone out of his pocket and dials a contact, gasping into the phone, and finally says, "Douggie? Douggie, Pegg hurt real bad! Think I mighta had a har-tack. Douggie, git the car and come get Pegg! It's bad Douggie, real bad!". He's silent for a few moments, then says, "Douggie, them bad dogs! I fought him, Douggie! He try kill Pegg! come git Pegg, Douggie!". He's silent again for a bit, then promises, "Thank you! Thank Douggie! Pegg so thank Douggie!". He puts the phone back into his pocket and leans his head back, sucking down air.

Back to Skinny Pimples, it seems as if he's made it to his ride, which is a clunky-looking Chrysler LeBaron with a Pizza Hut light on the roof. His phone rings and plays some angsty scream singing, and he answers it with an annoyed, "What?", grimacing and checking his pocket for keys. "God damnit, dude, my name is Duncan! I've told you like fifty billion times!". He pouts, and then says, "No, I was there, you turd captain. You shit your pants and ran away like a baby who was scared or some shit. Your lard ass is just too fat to jog." More quiet, then an annoyed huff as he says, "Fine, I'll come get you, but you better not get shit in my mom's car or I'm gonna be fuckin' pissed!". He turns off his phone, saying aloud, "Yeah, like I'm gonna pick your shitty fat ass up, you fat fuck. Didn't even get me my burrito," and hops into his car to drive off.

Ulf trusts Heidi with his new bike, and it's not terribly difficult to follow Skinny Pimples Duncan to where he's parked a couple of blocks away. They can hear the whole conversation from where they stop, and Ulf hops off the back of the bike to grab one of the flyers, showing it to Heidi. It reads GRAND RE-OPENING, MAPPLE PARK PIZZA HUT! GREAT DEALS! GREAT FOOD! GREAT DEALS! and a bunch of coupons for deals on delivery and take-out pizza from the long-closed Maple Park location. "I think this is our man," he murmurs, hopping back on the bike. "Now let's go see about a fat bastard."

Heidi slides back so Ulf can drive. "Hurry." She's worried about Ev taking on that big guy by herself. If he climbs in front, she'll grab on so they can go! "Excellent work. Dal wants to hunt where they've been coming from and get the pack involved."

Evonna cracks her neck again and then her knuckles. She has not noticed any issues with the Veil around her, and she keeps in the shadows waiting to see if Ulf shows up, or if this "Douggie" shows. The fat fragrant fucktard isn't going anywhere, and neither is that awful smell. She takes a mental note - they should help clean up whatever he left behind in case it could be toxic.

Ulf takes the handlebars and lets Heidi settle in before kicking into drive and curling around the corner, jetting along the blocks to come around on the other side of where Evonna is waiting. Ulf pulls up the bike and puts down the kickstand, looking to the Forseti and holding up the flyer. "We know where he ran off to; no need to be chasing him down today. You have kept eyes on Pegg, yes? We may not be tracking him home; it could be easier to be finishing him sooner."

Heidi looks to Ev, "You alright?" She has a tight grip around Ulf's waist once they stop. If they are going to fight she is going to hop off first and then wait. One more time she gets out her cell phone in case they need back up. "Wait here?"

Evonna agrees, "I think we are good to take him out. Grab the others to go chase down the other lead. How you want to play it, since you've dealt with him before." Her eyes still on the guy, but does not forget Heidi's concern, "I'm good, just need to burn my nostrils later to get rid of this smell."

Ulf nods to Evonna, grabbing a rag from his saddlebag to wipe some of the soda off of himself. He sighs, rolling his eyes and muttering, "I LIKE this soda," but then shakes his head. "We will go back after this and discuss this location first, and scout it. Perhaps we will go there tonight; more likely we will not. But we will be trying to erase Mr. Pegg now."

He twists his neck, popping it softly, then turns so he's got both women in view. "Okay, if this area is relatively private, Heidi will be keeping watch with her phone ready for an emergency, in case back-up arrives. Heidi, if they do, you are /leaving/ and /then/ you call, yes? Do not stay where it is dangerous. Pegg... he turned into some sort of... goo. Ben fought him, but he was getting stuck in his melting body, and tearing off chunks. I think maybe this conceals some sort of escape hatch for... whatever he is. So we will need to be clever and find a way to destroy him that is not simply letting him escape again."

Heidi offers to take the rag from Ulf and helps dab off some of the wet soda that was dripping down the side of his neck. "I got this back here for now. Trust me, I'm not sticking around if spirals show up." She glances to Ev. "Between the two of you I'm giving it not even five minutes. If he's not dead in five, I'm calling." She looks down at the Viper for a second. "Will he burn if you set him on fire? Any of those jellybeans left from Journey?"

Evonna ooos, "That is a good idea. Considering the horrible scent? I'd think he would be flammable." If only she had a lighter on her! "Ja, the jellybeans. Perfect. We knock him down, you light him up?"

"I cannot be allowing her to get /too/ close to him," Ulf protests, looking at Heidi and shrugging. "It is not that I am thinking you are not a capable woman; you simply did not come equipped for this battle, and we know he is dangerous. We also know that there are others in this area, so we will need a lookout."

He looks to Evonna and says, "We will incapacitate him, or at least corner him, and then you can do as the Dragon-Queen says and bring Fire and Blood. This is smart thinking; this may solve our problem." He gives Heidi a grin, then punches his hand, shifting up to his Glabro form since no one is around and commenting, "We can perhaps get a /little/ more dangerous first. Let's not give him any more time to catch his breath."

Heidi was trying to think of a way to protect both warriors. "First I was thinking the gasoline in the bike. I do have a lighter but... the bean. I remembered it." She looks relieved, not having to cipher gas from the bike. That - would suck. She smiles to Ev, "Try not to touch him. Ben looked awful after his run in with him. He said it was one of the tougher things he has fought." She keeps her voice low. And a last glance to Ulf before she reaches up to touch his face, still feeling sticky from the soda splash. "Be victorious!" That hushed rush of encouragement for both the warriors! A glance to Ev and she nods, giving the same sentiment.

Evonna will follow Ulf's lead, and shift now. Glabro it is, as anything else will be further out of place here. A nod to Heidi, the advice is taken and appreciated. No biting for sure this time with something so toxic. "Good prepared. Let's go." She'll walk off first toward the man in this state of more wild look. "Some need a medic? I'm afraid we only brought undertakers."

They may not be sexy, but the two Glabro Garou don't look particularly out-of-place from anything but close range, making the form a perfect urban attack guise. Ulf slips two throwing daggers out of his pocket, one for each hand, and strides along with Evonna noting, "We know he is not moving fast, yes? So keep good distance and let us tire him out some so he is not moving much. And then, unleash Hell." He gives her a wicked grin, obviously excited to see the Talen in action.

When Evonna speaks, Pegg pushes off the wall with a start, and a squeak like a helium balloon deflating a teensy bit escapes his pants. "The fuck?" says Pegg, confused, piggish eyes squinting at them. "Who you fuckers? Pegg just stop and breathe, go mah way second." He seems to think he's talking to someone trying to run him off, which means he's taken entirely by surprise when Ulf's first knife sticks square into his sinuses, with the second embedding itself in his right eye. "MAH FUCK EYE FUCK NO!" Pegg yowls, putting a hand up to his bloody face and swinging a meaty hand in their direction, despite being at least six feet away.

Heidi keeps lookout from in the alley and once again sits out for the battle inside. She looks to the sky even, making sure nothing is up on the buildings or the roofs that she can see. Her phone is in hand, set on a speed dial, but she's hoping she doesn't have to use it. She taps her fingers against her jacket just ticking time off.

Blood Thorn knows that touching is not a good idea, so when it is her chance, her boots do the talking. A kick to the stomach that is probably rather jiggly, and then to the privates, and then the knee. "Think it's fun to kick welpen? How does it feel? You like it?" She then rattles off a bunch of swear words in german ending with, "Schweinehund!" She ends with a superkick to the jaw. With her agility, it shouldn't be too hard to avoid his meaty hands in his blindness from the knife to the eye.

Pegg is NOT happy about this assault on his corpulent self, and is pawing at the air trying to keep Evonna from kicking him. When her foot hits his gut it's like kicking clay; it gives, but not a ton, and in a sort of goopy fashion. The kick to the crotch has him groaning, "Mah peen!" and then he takes the superkick to the head that sends him reeling back against the wall.

The pile of playdough scowls then, pulling the knives from his face to clang on the ground, with one taking an eye with it. His face gushes blood, but it's clumpy like curdled milk. "You ain't fuck with Pegg!" he growls, and then throws a punch at the air toward Evonna. It seems like a stupid move, but then his hand jumps clean off and flies at her, landing on her chest and gripping like a crab!

"Heh, grab titties!" laughs Pegg, rounding on Ulf. The Godi is not sitting still, however, and snaps up a broken old pushbroom to whip the end at the fomor's face. It strikes, but just dents his cheek; the second blow, however, pierces him straight through the chest and out the other side. "OWWW!" Peg screams, grabbing at the broom handle, when suddenly something the size of a rat and the shape of a kidney pops out the hole and tries to dash off down the alleyway! It's fast, skittering past the two Garou and right toward a sewer grate... but it doesn't know Heidi is there!

Heidi sees something running out her way and doesn't know what the hell it is. She takes Ulf's helmet off the bike and smashes it down on top of it like a bowling ball still in hand. WHAM!

The kidney-shaped critter SCREECHes when the Heidi Smash squashes it, squirting out a gush of something sickly yellow and sulfur-smelling onto the concrete. It isn't quite dead; it's trying to drag itself into the sewer and leaving a streak of stinking slime behind it.

Blood Thorn is disgusted and ticked off with this! How the hell does a hand jump like that? "OFF!" She swats at it, and knocks it to the ground where she stomp Stomp STOMPS it until it is bloody mush! "Scheisse! Stirb schon!" She looks for something else, and finds a piece of pipe and begins WHACKING Pegg with it. Tenderizing him for sure.

That hand is FUCKED up. Like Ash from Evil Dead II fucked up, with fingers mangled and split everywhere. Blood Thorn plays A League of Their Own on Pegg's stumpy side and knocks chunks of him onto the floor, and he bellows at her, "Barefoot and pregnant! Women ain't vote! Political correct is commie shit!" and tries to bite the damn pipe when she swings at his head.

Ulf attempts to use the broomstick as a sort of tiller to steer Pegg back, pushing him against the far wall where a metal shelf is bolted tight. He sees an opportunity, taking his end of the broomstick and wedging it against a ceiling cabinet so that Pegg is pinned tight. "JELLYBELLY!" he yells, diving out of the way so Evonna can burninate the peasants.

Heidi tries to pin the squished kidney with the helmet and then pulls a lighter out of her jacket pocket. *Flick. She tries to get flame next to the kidney to see if it will ignite up close from toxins or if it might be too dangerous to get her hand near that thing!

Apparently everything about Pegg is gaseous, because that kidney ignites like a dry Christmas tree with a high squeal and rapidly burns into little more than charred grit on the pavement, with the entire slime trail burning up along with it.

Blood Thorn pulls the jellybean from her pocket and follows the instructions given. Shortly thereafter she grins and then becomes a Feuerspeiender Drache, much like the dragons of the Grimm fairy tales. She toasts the putrid pungent puppet of the Wyrm, going toward roasting and boiling him up right there.

Pegg screams a high, piggish squeal of pain as the flames take him, melting through him like a cheap wax candle and frying black marks into the cement walls. "PEGG GON DIE!" he screams plaintively, howling one last time before slumping down and burning up like jellied napalm. A bubble balloons up and then hisses out one last, high-pitched squeal of a fart to herald his end, which hits the flames with a WHOOSH that chars a circle on the ceiling.

Ulf watches the pile of lard fry, tiling his head and saying only, "That... was disgusting."

Heidi sees that wyrm crawling smashed kidney suddenly ignite and her eyes go wide. She suddenly backs up quick and stumbles to fall on her butt with the helmet rolling in the opposite direction down the pavement. Scrambling backward with kicking legs to skid back, she tries to veer her head away from the gaseous toxic cloud of smoke she was expecting.

Blood Thorn coughs, and coughs, and then burps. A bit of smoke comes out of her mouth, "Entschuldigung. That packs a punch." She snorts once, "Well, I no longer smell the Scheisse. Just crispy Pegg." She is still grossed out, but these things are just going to happen.

It smells like a grease trap vomited in that garage, so Ulf backs out and, upon Evonna's exit, reaches up to pull the metal door down and at least close it off from view. He spits on the pavement, then again, and then pulls a hanky out to blow his nose, muttering, "Fucking jotnar bullshit," but then notices Heidi on the ground nearby and dashes over, skidding on the pavement as he goes to his knees and takes her hand. "Are you hurt? Did it attack you? Did you see where it ran off to?"

Heidi still has a lighter in her right hand and she holds it up for Ulf to see. "Ja.. no. I mean, a body something squishy came out and rolled trying to get down that gutter." She points to where it is and the burnt spot where she lit the thing on fire and the trail that goes outward from it. "I ruined your helmet smashing it. But it wouldn't die until... Ulf, I think I breathed it in." She peers over to Ev. "It looks like we all did." She doesn't want to say it, "Are we infected?" Blood Thorn nods, "We will need cleansing for sure. Checked for taint. Can go to Kinfolk house and be cleansed there." She is looking over Heidi as well, concerned. "You are ok? It was quick thinking to use the helmet and then fire."

"Very quick thinking," Ulf agrees, looking Heidi over to make certain she's fine. He sniffs, then shakes his head, squeezing her hand. "We will be fine, Valkyrie. He smelled terrible, yes, but I am not thinking it was any more toxic than any other noxious odor. We will go to the Kinfolk House and shower this off and then see if there is anything else needing to be done. And hopefully, this time? We have seen the last of Pegg."

Heidi doesn't have any injuries. She was trying to only get away fast. 'It spooked me how fast it went up in flames." Getting up now with a hold of Ulf's hand she climbs to her feet. "Are either of you injured?" She nods back to Ev with her compliment and gives her a big grin. "Instincts kicked in. I wasn't really thinking. Just wanted to bash it with whatever I had. Yikes!" A glance is given to the closed door now.

Blood Thorn adds, "We clean up, then come back and get food. It smelled good!" A shake of the head to Heidi, "Only thing he got me with was grabby hand to the chest." She really did not like that. "Maybe we make it this a regular place to come just to be sure Pegg does not reappear again? If nothing else, can get good food, ja?"

"I will not argue with that plan; the food here is fantastic," Ulf says as he pulls Heidi to her feet, helping her dust herself off before pulling her in for a hug. He fetches his helmet, looking it over, and says, "This will wash off," pulling his hanky back out and wiping away the worst of the grime. "We should do a quick cleansing; while we do, Heidi, would you mind getting us some food, if you are not too shaken? And we can take all of that back to the Kinfolk House and rinse this off of us."