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| Pure White Trash
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| Don't ever let her fool you: trash is exactly what Heaven is. She's got the trailer park chic name and the criminal record. She's got the sleazy job and the substance addiction. She's got the bottle blonde hair and complete shamelessness, the reprehensible opinions and the total lack of class.
She's not a Prospect native, but she's been here since she was 16, after she dropped out of high school and ran away from home and her despicable family of criminals and Klansmen. She's kind of a fixture now in the shady underbelly of Prospect's periphery, but she's nobody important. Just a girl that all the wrong people know.
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| Hooks
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- CRIME DOESN'T PAY: Heaven's arrest record is impressive for its length and hilarious for its pettiness. Most of her busts are for possession and reckless driving and things like that, so she's definitely no criminal mastermand, but she's definitely not against breaking the law for fun or profit.
- THE SLEAZE: The dirty, semi-criminal underbelly of Prospect is where she both works and makes her home, so she mixes with and knows a ton of unsavory people. She's been fired from almost every strip club in town, though she currently dances at Body Shots, down on E St. & 4th.
- PARTY FAVORS: You can't be trailer trash without some kind of substance abuse problem! And she for sure has one, and is always looking for dealers, since she has a habit of ripping off the ones she already knows.
- RESPONSIBILITY: Sure it's like a distant fourth or fifth or tenth place, but when she's sober and everything she really does try to be a good mom, so she's
always sometimes looking out for babysitters willing to trudge out to the trailer park and fun activities for her daughter and stuff like that.
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| Pics
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| People She Knows
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- Ivy: Bitchin' rock star chick with awesome coke.
- Trent Bellamy: Think he escaped from a mental asylum or something? WTF is "bel canto" anyway?
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| Seriously
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| Please read the warning in my +finger before playing with Heaven. The last thing in the world I want to do is inflict her on anyone who might be uncomfortable with her many horrible personality flaws.
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