Aeric/Stereotypes

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Vampire "After 700 years of this shit, Let me be the first to tell you: Vampirism is a curse levied against the iniquities of humanity. It is a curse I wish to be rid of and one I would gladly trade for one single beat of a heart before death and eternal slumber. Anyone that says they like this state is either delusional or lying."
Werewolf "1st rule of werewolf, run the fuck away!"
Wraith "Ghosts attached to chains that attach them to desires that they must fulfill out of a supernatural obligation. I pity them, but only for the two seconds it takes for me to realize that they at least found death and are just being douche bags about how their life ended."
Changeling "No comment."
Mage "Human mages. In some ways equal to the Tremere. I know better than to mess with one for no reason and when I do mess with one, I remove it's pieces before considering it dead."
Mortal "Humans are like those stand up posters that you put your face in and smile so that people think you're what that stand up poster is."
Demon "Are people still surprised by this? Tremere: Fucking with demons since before it was cool."