Aeric/Stereotypes

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Vampire "After 700 years of this shit, Let me be the first to tell you: Vampirism is a curse levied against the iniquities of humanity. It is a curse I wish to be rid of and one I would gladly trade for one single beat of a heart before death and eternal slumber. Anyone that says they like this state is either delusional or lying."
Werewolf "1st rule of werewolf, run the fuck away!"
Wraith "Ghosts attached to chains that attach them to desires that they must fulfill out of a supernatural obligation. I pity them, but only for the two seconds it takes for me to realize that they at least found death and are just being douche bags about how their life ended."
Changeling "No comment."
Mage "Human mages. In some ways equal to the Tremere. I know better than to mess with one for no reason and when I do mess with one, I remove it's pieces before considering it dead."
Mortal "Humans are like those stand up posters that you put your face in and smile so that people think you're what that stand up poster is."
Demon "Are people still surprised by this? Tremere: Fucking with demons since before it was cool."
Sabbat "Fancy themselves a vampire church because they couldn't be bothered to come up with an actual rank structure. Idiots."
Camarilla "The Camarilla is a faction of politics. They care more about their status than they do their brothers and sisters. Still, at least we're creating order and have a sense of justice."
Independent "If you stand for nothing, you will fall for everything."
Gangrel "Clan Gangrel. Too busy trying to fight the power to see the hole they're about to fall in and realize it isn't worth falling into just to prove a point."
Brujah "Clan Brujah. Spiritualists, Fighters. They spend too much time with their peacock displays."
Tzimisce "Depravity has a limit. A limit you have long since crossed. You deserve all the hellfire you are destined to."
Lasombra "The fake sorcerers who seek to have power like ours. They failed. They have a half power, one that true mages scoff at. Amateur hour was over hundreds of years ago children."
Assamites "Nobody expects a vampire assassin."
Gargoyle "We created you and gave you life. You exist because of us, but you reject us and fly off. I will not tell you your choice was wrong, but I will not help you find your new life either."
Giovanni "...You disgust me. Necromancy should be outlawed and all of you should face vinculum or a stake. To be pulled from one's eternal sleep without faculties is a fate worse than vampirism."
Malkavian "Genius seems to make them insane, but sometimes you can look past the insane at the genius and accept their insanity."
Nosferatu "Perhaps the worst off of us all. I would pity them but it wouldn't be honorable and they seem to use their situation as a benefit."
Toreador "Sometimes a dog is just a dog."
Tremere "What's a Tremere? A walking library. A fact many people have learned to fear."
Ventrue "I'm okay with you being the leaders, but don't forget who helped put you there. If your head gets too big, I'll drain it for you."
Hunters "I do not fault the humans for this courage and will not take their battle from them when I face them."