2014.4.29:The Red Tea Party
| The Red Tea Party | |
|---|---|
| Misa comes home....early. | |
| IC Date | Tuesday |
| IC Time | 8:00 PM |
| Players | Velok (Storyteller) and Misa and November |
| Location | Misa's Apartment |
| Spheres | Demon and Mage and Mortal |
Log
(Enter Misa into her apartment.)
To say the apartment was the same as when Misa left it would be a terrible error. Upon opening the door, and instant wave of new, unexpected smells would blast any entrant in the face. The heavy smell of sex and sweat linger within the air leaving a palpable taste that has filled every corner of the apartment. Seveal rubber balloons immediately float out into the hallway, the eyes being drawn down to discover that the entire apartment is FILLED with them, so that to even enter she'll have to wade through a sea of the light rubber. The balloons are all different colors of the spectrum.
The walls are a different story. The otherwise standard coloring has been marred by splotches of what LOOKS like blood in splatter formation, like several people were violently murdered within Misa's apartment. Oddly, none of it is dripping or going down, either dried or something else is going on. The lights of the apartment are on, but different displaying a much duller color. All the lights are flickering, hovering just on the edge of going out. As one shuffles further into the apartment, they can see underneath some of the balloons are assorted clothes. Pants and shirts and underwear of both genders are hastily stripped off and thrown to be disregarded on the floor, further elaborating on the reasoning behind the smell of sex within the apartment.
All-in-all, Misa's walked into the most fucked up haunted house ever.
When Misa finally manages to get out of the entry hallway into the apartment proper, she can see the most obvious reason for...well...this. All of her furniture has been moved out of the way so that the middle of the living room has a large open space. In the middle is a very tiny fake plastic wooden table. On the table is what looks like fake plastic placemats, fake plastic utensils and what no doubt is fake cheese. In the middle of the table is a fake teapot. Near the table is a fake Fischer Price kitchen set, complete with EZbake oven and plastic countertops. There are four chairs surrounding the table. One side there is a little stuffed bunny rabbit with one eye missing and one ear shorter than the other ear. The bunny is slumped over in the seat, lifeless. An engraved nameplate propped up in front of the rabbit (Who obviously has a teacup and a little plate in front of him) is 'FluffyButt'. Opposite the rabbit is a stuffed bear in a tophat, slumped over in his chair as well. The nameplate in front of the bear is 'Sir Reginald'.
Velok is sitting in one of the chairs across from November. He is absolutely NOT dressed as he normally is. The man is wearing a bright red dress that stops just significantly above the legs. The dress has what looks like a black fake corset wrapping around from the back and tying in the front. There are quite clearly cups hovering off of his otherwise naked chest, but as he has no tits, the cups remain emptied. His shoes are what looks like grey heels that have been dipped in liquid glitter. Going from his feet up to his knees are white satin stockings, his completely shaved thighs clearly visable between where the stockings end and the dress ends. Sitting right next to him is a little brown wicker basket that seems to have nothing in it. His short hair has two tiewraps forcing little nub pigtails up, looking more awkward than sexy. The man is hunched over VERY uncomfortably sitting in the tiny chair that clearly does not fit him. (http://tinyurl.com/ldeb7yv)
November is sitting across from Velok. She is dressed pretty casually in a rather life-like bear suit. The mouth is open and her face peeks out from inside of it. It's big and oversized and shaggy and she has wedged herself into that tiny little fake chair that would probably fit her just fine otherwise. The 'gloves' of the bear suit have been flipped back so that she can hold her dainty little plastic teacup, complete with the pinky out.
Misa opens the door to her place an is instantly assaulted by balloons. As if she was expecting something to happen... but certainly not anything like this she has already jumped to teh side of the doorway. She lefts a leg and grabs a knife that was strapped to her hankle, hiddin by the boot and her jeans, she holds it so the blade is out on her pinky side, blade aimed towards her wrist. She dives head first through the ballons, popping several with teh knife as she rolls behind the kitchen counter.
Velok doesn't even move when Misa starts Kamikaze bombing the place. He brings his own teacup to his lips, sipping at the invisible liquid. "Absolutely wonderful, prince Fluffybutt and Sir Reginald. Thank you SO much for this delectable tea party" He completely ignores Misa, reaching down and scratching at his stockings. He daintily sets the teacup down, reaching back to pull the hood on his Red Riding Hood costume up and over his head. He wobbles as he stands up, finally getting out of the chair and reaching his full height. He walks carefully around the plastic table, some balloons being kicked up and out of the way as he reaches down. "Shall we go off to Grandma's house?" He says to the small woman in a bear outfit.
November sips as well, reaching with her other 'paw' to hold the floppy bear paw over to the side so that it doesn't tickle her nose. Goddamn that thing looks realistic. She sips and squirms about, climbing to her feet, the little bitty chair, so thoroughly wedged around the bear costume that it comes up with November when she stands. It eventually clatters to the floor, tipping over onto its side and making quite the racket. "Let's," she says to Velok, putting down her tea cup and carefully putting the paw back over her hand. "But you'll have to get the door, I'm afraid." She holds up her large, soft-clawed hands.
Misa peeks up from behind the counter and takes a sniff. "Cao ni ma ge bi... please please PLEASE tell me you two took that bearsuit off before you made this place smell like sex..." she mutters.
"My, what big...butt...you have.." Velok says immediately as the chair is dropped down to the ground. The man ruffles his...very womanly dress, making sure everything is in order. It got scootched down pretty considerably and would be showing off quite a lot of boobage if he had it. "I must say, if I'd known going through the woods would show me a time like THAT, Mr. Big Bad Bear, I'd come through this more often." Velok is trying, that much is for sure. He's talking in a very high pitched voice and everything. As Misa peeks up and smiles, Velok turns and looks at her in the most deadset of expressions. It's offset given how much wiggle is in his badly formed ponytails. "What Bear suit?" Velok asks, peering towards Misa. No suits here, this shit's for REAL. "Excuse us. We were just leaving. You have a wonderfully fluffy bed." With that, Velok grips the costume's...paw...and starts SKIPPING towards the entrance of the apartment.
November blinks slowly at Misa, then slowly up at Velok. Then back to Misa. More blinking and she looks down at her paws, turning them up to look at them carefully, then back to Velok once more. "Rawr..." she informs him in that same expression of serious deadpan that he's offering and then moves to follow him out, not at all skipping
Misa switches hands with th knife, grabbing the blade between her thumb and pointer before flicking her arm, the knife goes sailingbefore landing blade first into wood and sticking. No, this knife is not designed for throwing, but it still worked. She rolls up her sleeve revealing three more knives that ARE meant for throwing. "Oh? Leaving already, but you two just got here." she giggles. "Please... stay." That last one certainly sounds like an order.
Velok keeps walking, though when the blade sticks right into the wall, he stops. November might be wearing an oversized bear costume, but he's wearing a dress. His skip stops midjump, slowly turning his head back towards Misa. "You threw a knife at Red Riding Hood." He says quietly, a faint whisper in an obviously manly voice, which he then coughs a bit and says again in a much higher pitched voice, following it with. "You're going to Red Ride your way right to hell for doing that." He purses his lips, peering at Misa. "We've been here for /hours/" That is obviously a lie, they haven't been here /that/ long.
November follows the trajectory of the knife and then looks slowly back up at Red. She pats him on the boob with that ridiculous cloaw of hers and turns toward Misa. "He gets a little upset with knives sometimes." She looks back up at Velok slowly and blinks a time or two. "Maybe AN hour. Not too long." She pets him gently on the hand. "Shall we?"
Misa sticks out her tongue to Velok. "Oh trust me sugar there's a lotta things earned me a ride ta hell, and it's gonna be fun." She shakes her head and walks over to the door. "But seriously... you guys are helpin me clean this up." she shakes her head. "And I don'r evne wanna know how you managed to do it enough times to get that smell in here without evne bein here n hour."
Velok stares at Misa, a small flicker of a smile spreading on his face, but he's trying so hard to stay in character. "Clean what up?" He looks around the room, at the floors, at the walls, to the VERY obvious mess. The balloons, the (fake) blood, the 'conditioner and glaze'. He deadpans right back to Misa, keeping his face completely neutral. "This is how we found it. You really should take better care of your apartment. You don't know what kind of guests you might eventually have to host." He looks back to November, and it doesn't take an Ability Aptitude in Subterfuge to figure out how hard it is for him to maintain his 'not smiling' Red Riding Hood.
November is struggling much less. She nods faintly to Velok, then looks back over to Misa, shaking her head. "It really is kinda disgusting in here, Misa. But we cleaned up QUITE a bit before we had tea." She nods, the bear head flopping about on top of her real head, her voice sort of tinny from there inside the mouth of the bear. She releases Velok's hand and turns in a small circle, then back toward Misa. "But if you need some direction, Velok would be happy to assist you. I just got my nails done." She holds up her paws, spreading her fingers out wide.
Misa purses her lips, still not stepping out of the doorway. "Hmmm true I wouldn't want to ruin the bears nails, I know how much pride they take in them." she giggles. "But you..." she says pointing to Velok, "Young lady need to learn an important thing about being a woman if yer gonna go on tryina be one. We always clean up our messes."
When November twirls, Velok does an equally synched twirl with her, though his is more feminine as his dress twirls with him. When that bus mysteriously pulls up and November HEAVES Velok under it, he actually puffs out his lower lip and pouts. "But...But..." He takes in a deep breath, beginning to exhale. "I'm on my period...I have a headache...my jaw hurts...you didn't clean the dishes...I'm not in the mood tonight..." He starts slinging off conspiciously alternative excuses to the current situation, turning his pouting lips to Misa. "I'm Red /Riding/ hood" he says, stamping his feet as only a fussing girl can. "I'm not Cinderella or Snow White." He stomps on over towards Misa, turning back to pout at the bear, even while his heels pop several balloons on the way. "I wanna go to Grandma's house!"
November moves along with Little Red, shaking her head. "PMS is a myth. Cleaning will help to stimulate the blood flow to your head and relieve the headache. Your jaw wouldn't hurt nearly as bad if you'd just relax a little bit and dishes is for bishes... and *I* decide when you're in the mood." She nods, crossing her arms over her chest and nodding at Misa. "And Grandma's dead. It's all about the woofs now."
Misa grins and nods to November. She takes the knife out of the door and closes it with her foot. before crossing her arms. "She's right though, usually it's the bear that decides when yer in the mood." she giggles. "Besides, you guys're gettin a new place that's gonna be way bigger than this... and I can pick locks. Do you really wanna risk havin me make ya hafta clean up that place as parta my revenge, or wouldja rather have that revenge be cleanin here?"
Velok stamps his feet a bit more, but his pouting does seem to be done. He's given up all hope that he's going to get out of this, so he turns to look towards November. "Are you going to stay and keep me safe, big bad bear? The mean Asian lady has knives and she could be stabbystabby." He looks back around the completely covered floor, unsure not only on how to clean it all up, but a little bit about how they got them all in there. Took MANY trips. He looks back around at both the women and shrugs, jumping forward and belly flopping onto the balloons. Some pop, most don't, and Velok practically bounces a bit before coming to a rest squishing some down.
November nods to Misa. "REally it's true." When Velok pounces the balloons, though? November makes a little SQUEE noise and pounces as well, just falling forward into the mass of balloons. A couple pop, but there is a bounce to her as well. She GASPS with delight and makes grabby hands for Misa. "FUN!!! COME ON!!!" She scrambles up to her feet and bouncy pounces here and there on the ballons.
Misa keeps a serious look for aproximately 2.6 seconds as Velok flops into the ballons. She is not at all subtle and moving to look up the skirt before looking to the bear and giving an aproving nod and breaking into a huge grin before diving into the balloons as well. She giggles and flails for a short moment before finally speaking up. "Oh and if you guys need privacy here another time, the top two locks don't go to the other side of the door. Can only be opened from this side."
What's under Velok's skirt? Boxers. C'mon, he's not THAT weird. That..or November wouldn't let him borrow the panties for the ensemble. Gotta have standards. He rolls around on the mass of balloons, causing a plethora of squeaky noises to rise into the air along with the two women. Suddenly randomly weird haunted house tea party is now squeaky balloon funtime adventure, even if it causes Velok's dress to ride a bit more than his ancestors would find appropriate (Not that any of this would be found appropriate). "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" It's super weird laying on a bed of balloons, especially since all the different points of contact make it difficult to find a safe position. That and oh god will they be just filled with static electricity. "Tea parties are never private. Isn't that right Mr. Fluffybutt!?" Velok looks up towards the broken and tormented rabbit still at the tea table. "That's right. Fluffybutt like the badonkadonks." It seems like this is Velok's 'cleaning'
