Amalia/Hooks

• New in Town: Just moved here from New York. Update: okay, it’s been a couple years now, but she’s spent almost all of that on campus, and still hasn’t explored the city much.

There's this great [fill in the blank] right around the corner!

• Fame: She had some success as a model a few years back, she might be recognized from a print ad or billboard.

Do I know you? You seem familiar.

• Student: Recently graduated with a Master's degree in Economics, now pursuing her Ph.D. She spends a lot of time hanging around campus. Still has a dorm in Weaver Hall.

Jesus, haven't you graduated yet?

• Graduate Assistantship: She's teaching freshman-level Math 3C: Precalculus, so undergrads might know her as an instructor.

Can I get an extension? My grandma died. Again. No, the other one. The other other one.

• Shady Past: She was a bit of a mafia princess back home; her father was The Man To Know when you needed your cash flow scrubbed. Need East Coast contacts? She might know a name or two.

Ainchu Jack Welkin's kid? You hearda guy Big Jim McGhee?