Martine/Contacts

Celebrities

Vervane Wow. Aging rocker has sex with lots of girls? Yawn. Tell me more about your mom killing herself.

Tricia The muse behind P Dizzle´s hit single, 'Back Door Rich Bitch'. Your parents must be so proud.

Typhanie You want to make fun of my Tay and make her feel bad. I am far better at making people hate themselves than you. We will see who has the last laugh.

Emma In the Church of Regenesis we have hot sex with our coffee? McDonalds will need a new warning for you and your weirdos.

Ceara You can take the girl out of the skin mag and put her in a library but it doesn't improve her brains. Thanks for the stalker story and the Brandon Jenkins reveal.

Fae

Henry Ahh my regrettable ex husband. It was a brief and platonic affair. You shall be missed Mr. Ap Nothing.

Clay Smarter than she seems. Probably scarier than any other fae I know.

Jinx Yes I am the cat. Tremble before me squirrel but um....don´t let that dragon eat me. Thanks.

Clara A kind soul. She helped plan my wedding in the dreaming.

Sterling A noble sidhe. His estate was used for my marriage to Tay and it was beautiful.

Alandra My fiancee is the bravest truest noblest knight in the land! Now watch it burn you uppity bitch.

Kuba Your infidelity got me a story on a Playboy Playmate and the new Brandon Jenkins! Choke on your grand declarations you scoundrel. Why tell Alandra when I can tell the world?

Others

Amadeus Stupid Loser. You blew it!

Taylor Forever endlessly. Even if the great winter takes all, still my heart will burn.

Nate What happens when you challenge a pooka to prank you. Bad things. Very bad things. Thanks for the F shack! Hahaha!

Basilisk What? Fish are going to come out of your "whoo whoo?" Thats just poor hygiene. Circus freak.