Norman

Introduction "No profit grows where is no pleasure ta’en. In brief, sir, study what you most affect."      - Shakespeare, Taming of the Shrew "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."      - Dean Wormer, Animal House      - Also Norman's father [ edit ] Gallery Norman in his happy place. A pirate walks into a bar... This right here is ambrosia. Place your bets. ♫ Down, down, down in a burnin' ring o' fire. ♫ ♫ Come on, come on, come on - and take it! ♫ ♫ I've had the time of my life. ♫ [ edit ]

Norman [ edit ] Overview Full Name: H. Norman Alperson Apparent Age: 40's-50's Height: 6' 0" Weight: 250 pounds Merits Approachable: People find it very easy to start a conversation with him. [ edit ] Stereotypes Changelings: "I think you've had too much to drink. Let me call you a Lyft." Mages: "I saw David Copperfield once in New York and Siegfried and Roy in Vegas." Demons: "I don't really go in for all that Catholic stuff." Vampires: "I loved that movie with Gary Oldman!" Werewolves: "I mean, yeah, Van Helsing was good, too." Wraiths: "Ghost? Like, Patrick Swayze and Whoopi Goldberg getting it on?" [ edit ] Contacts Miko She likes to play Kimono Mahjong. Xiu She threw my intestines into a boiling pot. (And I liked it.) [ edit ] RP Hooks Alcohol: I love talking about alcohol. Finance I know a little about stocks and bonds. Gambling: Poker? Darts? Pool? Chess? Mahjong? Sure, let's make a bet! Karaoke: And Iiiyiiii will always looove yoooouuuu. Tall Tales: So a nun and a gigolo walk into a bar... [ edit ]

Logs 2024.05.29: Forget it Norm, It's Chinatown 2024.05.31: The Dragon With the Flagon