"No profit grows where is no pleasure ta’en.
In brief, sir, study what you most affect."
- Shakespeare, Taming of the Shrew
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
- Dean Wormer, Animal House
- Also Norman's father
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 Norman in his happy place. |
 A pirate walks into a bar... |
 This right here is ambrosia. |
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 ♫ Down, down, down in a burnin' ring o' fire. ♫ |
 ♫ Come on, come on, come on - and take it! ♫ |
 ♫ I've had the time of my life. ♫ |
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| Full Name:
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H. Norman Alperson
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| Apparent Age:
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40's-50's
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| Height:
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6' 0"
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| Weight:
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250 pounds
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- Approachable: People find it very easy to start a conversation with him.
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| Alcohol:
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I love talking about alcohol.
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| Finance
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I know a little about stocks and bonds.
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| Gambling:
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Poker? Darts? Pool? Chess? Mahjong?
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Sure, let's make a bet!
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| Karaoke:
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And Iiiyiiii will always looove yoooouuuu.
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| Tall Tales:
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So a nun and a gigolo walk into a bar...
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| eRP:
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I'm here to provide Mortal color.
If it would happen, I'll politely FTB.
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| Risk 0:
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Norman is played at Risk 0-1.
If Norm accidentally causes or wanders into a Risk 2-3 situation, scene, or Risk Zone, please let me know immediately and I will turn around and/or retcon the pose.
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Miko
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She likes to play Kimono Mahjong.
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Xiu
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She threw my intestines into a boiling pot.
(And I liked it.)
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