Cory/Contacts

Ray: Decent enough sort, for an old fat man. Know him from way back. Asshole fucked my sister. Then again, I fucked all my sisters, so I win.

Frito: Sneaky. Just like a woman.

Amy: Someone give this girl a cold shower.

Belle: Broad wears my little pony panties. I'll let you guess which pony.

Klem: Got a silver spoon stuck in her ass like the rest of her family.

Chance: Anymore bitching about my moonshining and I'll sell your kidneys to the chef at the Pork Palace.

Kaydin: Whitest kid I know

Dark: Got her naked somewhere nice and dark, get it? HO BOY

Jamison: Not bad for a Lord. Went after that thunderwyrm like a stone killer, even if he is a 'dox.

Smoke and Barley: Klem's place. Head there for a bit of the Stumphole Blaster, but speak easy.