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• Let Bygones be Bygones... - Eztlipoc is what you get when you get when an atomic bomb gives birth to a god. At least, in his own estimation. In truth, he's a Death Bat, and you can figure out what that means on your own time, but basically, he's the closest you're probably ever going to get to Lord Camazotz.
• Blood for the Blood God... - The Lost boys wish they were as cool as Eztlipoc. He's more like their dad, with his awful body and weirdly patronizing demeanor. That is to say, he views himself as the sort of primordial vampire who doesn't need to bother with a driver's license or a human identity. Because when you're an immortal scion of the Blood God, why do you have to play games?
• Under the Totem of the Bat... - "You reap what you sow." El Zotz. The House of Bats. Ever seen Dusk 'Till Dawn? Eztlipoc is that kind of vampire, and just as in myth, this one has urges to create rooted to his element: Earth. Be it deep in a new temple devoted to darkness, blood, sacrifice, death and all-night ragers? A cavern? Abandoned lots? Or ramshackle homes. The NuBreed need a home, and daddy will provide.
• Walmart-brand Shapeshifter... - Eztlipoc was born a monster, but not in the traditional sense. He isn't Gaian, and he isn't part of the cool-kids club because he doesn't have an auspice or a tribe, or any of that fruity shit. He's just a monster that can turn into a man and then into a bat. As Lord Camazotz intended.
• Twister that Titty...: - We can't all afford a run down booby bar in rural Mexico in which to trap tourists and drain them of fluids. That's for rich people, and Eztlipoc isn't bougie. Instead, he makes due by...creating cults. Sort of. Does it count if you kidnap a bunch of people and make them play ancient Aztec basketball to decide who gets murdered and who gets eaten?
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