“the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”
-- On The Road, Jack Kerouac
“She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty.”
-- Birthday Song, 2 Chainz
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| Alisandra
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I wish she'd save herself from me.
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| Hyo
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Every beautiful girl has one: The less pretty, obsessive best friend.
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| Veronica
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The best of what Prospect has to offer: A little hot, a little weird, a lot of fun.
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| Wanda
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She used to be The Most Interesting Woman In The World. Why do people have to grow up?
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| Eloise
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Pretty sure she'll turn psycho if I piss her off. It's tempting.
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| Kato
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I'm not sure Prospect's ready to handle us, but I want to find out.
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| Nausi
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I'm pretty sure the giant squid was flirting with me, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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| Tiffany
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Cute, but I'm pretty sure she's a little bit retarded.
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| Ferdinand
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Dude takes his 'The Princess Bride' cosplay REALLY seriously. Damn.
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| Fabian
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His mopey wounded puppy act isn't as big a hit with the ladies as he thinks it is.
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| Deil
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It's an interesting feeling, not being the biggest asshole in the room.
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- If you read the tabloids, Zack's name and picture come up from time to time, although he's a C-list celebrity at best.
- If you watch celebrity reality type shows, you've definitely seen him roast some of the stars.
- People active in the club scene might run into him. Wanna dance?
- Zack is rich, and he rolls with wealthy people. If that's you, maybe you've looked down your nose at my wild ways?
- Zack's also well-traveled; it'd be a huge coincidence to run into someone you met halfway around the world, but stranger things have happened.
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Zack is one of the rich and useless, just another train wreck of a partyboy with more money than sense. A few years ago, he was the sole survivor of a boating accident full of Darwin Award members, and while he hasn't handled the trauma of seeing all of his friends drown very well, the burnout has been epic. No weepy celebrity breakdowns for him -- no, he's gone out like a roman candle.
It started with YouTube videos of him cavorting drunkenly on the ledges of skyscrapers and pulling parkour stunts that might better be described as suicide attempts, as well as the occasional tabloid story of his epic breakups with B-list stars. Then, on accident, he ended up on an episode of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians', and his gleeful, effortless mockery of some of the principle characters went viral. Since then, he's turned up on most of the celebrity reality shows, although never on purpose, and he's become a sort of unlikely hero for those who love to hate celebrity culture, as well as anyone who's wanted to see certain bratty famous kids brought down a peg. The irony is that every time one of these shows can manage to get him on camera, their ratings spike, so whether he likes it or not, Zack's reality show career isn't ending any time soon.
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