Do not eat.

Alts

Jack Tyler, advertising executive and talent agent.
Rodrigo Garcia, loudmouth grease monkey.
Phil Harrison, legitimate businessman. No, seriously, he runs a temp agency. Among other things.
Larry Dwyer, city councilman.
Saburo Ogata, accountant.
Isaac Carson, marine biology student.
Seth Pope, hedge fund manager.
Kirk Spencer, security guard.
Ellis Robinson, app designer.

Retired

Danny Porter, college dropout. ICly living happily with his wife and kid(s).
Fremont Benson, intern at Prospect Memorial Hospital. ICly moved back to Shelbyville.
Frank McGaffigan, fringe journalist. ICly still out there but unnoticed.
Cliff McLennan, IT security consultant. ICly still out there but doesn't get out as much.