"I used to be a Combat Engineer in the Marines and then thats when they put a microchip in my head. Thats how they getcha. The FBI and the CIA still send radio broadcasts to my brain. I dont want to do what they say but thats why they pay me. You have to fly under the radar. I was a Navy Seal and black ops classified gs14 commando but then I had to go undercover. Want to see my wang?"
LAW ENFORCEMENT___Vagrancy, Loitering, Trespassing, Indecent Exposure, Arson, etc.... Need to clean up the streets with your law enforcement pc? Take me!
HOMELESS___Want some RP with other bums. Here I am!
SURPRISES!!!___Stuart is a habitual flasher. Some things cannot be unseen!