| Truvy: I kind of like hiring somebody with a past.
Clairee: She can't be more than eighteen. She hasn't had time to have a past.
Truvy: Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the eighties. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.
- Steel Magnolias
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- Phil - Like trying to nail down jell-o
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- Shady - Beneath her wholesome, All-American demeanor, she's got some proverbial demons
- Survivalist - Formerly, anyway. Her dad wanted to be the next Randy Weaver (with a less tragic, more heroic outcome). Well, he got half his wish, and is now in federal lockup
- Uncle Rusty - A politically suspect attorney occasionally tosses opportunities and contacts Candy's way
- Gig worker for the Troubleshooters. Special skills include:
- Animal handling (Dog walking, cattle punching, pest removal)
- Delivering bad news (Breakups, firings, blackmail demands)
- Housework (Cleaning, cooking, sewing)
- Sporting (Hunting guide, golf caddy, card dealer, fishing bait-cutter)
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18
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| Height:
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5'6"
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Nunya
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| Position:
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Country Mouse
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| Demeanor:
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Honest Abe
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