Troubleshooters

Troubleshooters
"We solve problems."

 

(The following is a paid announcement.)

Looking for a part-time job?
Looking for a second job?
Have some skills, but having trouble putting them to good use?
It's a tough economy out there. We can help.

(Image: A whiteboard.
'Step 1: Skills. Step 2: ... Step 3: Profit!'
A couple of young men and women scratch their heads and shrug.)

Need a professional in a hurry?
Don't have time to wade through the phone book and maybe get the bum end of the deal?
We stand behind our employees: satisfaction guaranteed or double your money back,
plus Uncle Enzo will personally come to your home or business and apologize!

(Call 619-555-0451, or visit us at the Thorn Building, suite 2030.
Web site, Facebook, yadda yadda yadda.
Open 24 hours. Licensed by the California Employment Agency Commission.)

Phil General manager	Melanie Field agent	Fax your résumé to 619-555-2688 attn: Benny Clark
Sally O'Bannon Switchboard consultant	Candy Field agent