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Belle:

"Keeper of important packages. He needs a Dad or a Big Brother.. hell and a Mom"

People I've F-... Met

Jotun - "Fag tried to hit on me in a bar, when I told him to get lost, he tried to get violent, spun some bullshit story. I was about to kick his ass when the cops showed up and hauled me off. Lucky punk."
Lily - "Bitch cop. Double bagger. Banged her in the ass and didn't call her back, so she got all up on my grill."
Tabitha - "She liked it doggy-style."
Mariava - "Supermanned that ho."
Amy - "Hit it and quit it."
Cross - "Smelly, lying, hobo pervert."
Belle - "Yeah, I gave her a pearl necklace."
Aisling - "Bitch has psoriasis or something. Gives decent handjobs, though."
Katie - "Showed me her box for leftovers."
Arabella - "Bitch tried to get all wet over me, and she fucks a midget."
Fiona - "Main squeeze, best woman in the world."