Do not eat.

Alts

Jack Tyler, advertising executive and occasional talent agent.
Rodrigo Garcia, loudmouth grease monkey.
Danny Porter, college dropout. Retired, ICly living happily with his wife and kid(s).
Phil Harrison, legitimate businessman. No, seriously, he runs a temp agency.
Larry Dwyer, interim city councilman.
Saburo Ogata, accountant.
Fremont Benson, intern at Prospect Memorial Hospital.
Frank McGaffigan, fringe news reporter.
Cliff McLennan, IT security consultant.
Isaac Carson, marine biology student.