Tobias My penis could lift more than both his arms. How does this scrawny thing get in my way to attract mates? Humans are dumb.
Misa Who doesn´t like chaos? Oh right thats what Im supposed to do!
Kenna Idiot. After all that, she still doesn´t give it up. I´m handsome, Im strong, I sing Elvis better than Elvis and still she doesn´t assume the submission pose. I should just date cats, they know whats matters!
Kirsten You didn't leave me to die. I won't leave you either. The favor will be returned.
Becky Deformed in body and mind. Weird. Angry because she's deformed. Threatens to cry. What the hell do I do with that?