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Belle:

"Keeper of important packages. He needs a Dad or a Big Brother.. hell and a Mom"

People I've F-... Met

Jotun "Fag tried to hit on me in a bar, when I told him to get lost, he tried to get violent, spun some bullshit story. I was about to kick his ass when the cops showed up and hauled me off. Lucky punk."
Lily "Bitch cop. Double bagger. Banged her in the ass and didn't call her back, so she got all up on my grill."
Tabitha "She liked it doggy-style."
Marvina "Supermanned that ho."
Amy "Hit it and quit it."
Cross "Smelly, lying, hobo pervert."
Belle "Total hottie."
Aisling "Bitch has psoriasis or something. Gives decent handjobs, though."