Difference between revisions of "Audra"
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• '''I'm the bad guy...''' - Audra has undergone a significant transformation (you know, since the very first one) of philosophy, purpose and sanity. Audra danced the spiral, and the thing that was left over has taken over her life and done a way better job of things. Sometimes pure is worse. <br> | • '''I'm the bad guy...''' - Audra has undergone a significant transformation (you know, since the very first one) of philosophy, purpose and sanity. Audra danced the spiral, and the thing that was left over has taken over her life and done a way better job of things. Sometimes pure is worse. <br> | ||
• '''You've been struck by a smooth criminal...''' - Ragabash. The name should be pretty self-explanatory, but in case you missed the memo, the gist of it was that you need to watch your fucking pockets when Audra’s around. Your wallet too. Hell, you might as well just give it over, because she’s going to sniff out your stuff---whether that stuff consists of things, money, secrets or worse. Audra has it covered. <br> | • '''You've been struck by a smooth criminal...''' - Ragabash. The name should be pretty self-explanatory, but in case you missed the memo, the gist of it was that you need to watch your fucking pockets when Audra’s around. Your wallet too. Hell, you might as well just give it over, because she’s going to sniff out your stuff---whether that stuff consists of things, money, secrets or worse. Audra has it covered. <br> | ||
− | + | • '''Responsible for DMV-grade evil.''' - Audra is a bureaucrat. A lot of people think that that's a little boring, but Audra maintains that sometimes evil isn't about overt acts of violence or depravity. Sometimes evil is giving people a tiny little nudge into doing something completely horrible on their own time. And let's be honest, if anything was going to make you beat your wife against your nature, it would be standing in line at the DMV for 10 hours only to find out that they gave you the wrong forms and you need to come back tomorrow. Audra is an expert in losing all the right paperwork. Not enough to kill anyone, but enough to kill their vibe.<br> | |
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