Difference between revisions of "Norman"

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Introduction

"No profit grows where is no pleasure ta’en.
In brief, sir, study what you most affect."
- Shakespeare, Taming of the Shrew

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
- Dean Wormer, Animal House
- Also Norman's father

Gallery

Norman in his happy place.	A pirate walks into a bar...	This right here is ambrosia.
	Place your bets.
♫ Down, down, down in a burnin' ring o' fire. ♫	♫ Come on, come on, come on - and take it! ♫	♫ I've had the time of my life. ♫

Norman
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Overview

Merits

RP Hooks

Alcohol:	I love talking about alcohol.
Finance	I know a little about stocks and bonds.
Gambling:	Poker? Darts? Pool? Chess? Mahjong?
	Sure, let's make a bet!
Karaoke:	And Iiiyiiii will always looove yoooouuuu.
Tall Tales:	So a nun and a gigolo walk into a bar...

Stereotypes

	Changelings: "I think you've had too much to drink. Let me call you a Lyft."
	Mages: "I saw David Copperfield once in New York and Siegfried and Roy in Vegas."
	Demons: "I don't really go in for all that Catholic stuff."
	Vampires: "I loved that movie with Gary Oldman!"
	Werewolves: "I mean, yeah, Van Helsing was good, too."
	Wraiths: "Ghost? Like, Patrick Swayze and Whoopi Goldberg getting it on?"

Contacts

	Miko	She likes to play Kimono Mahjong.
	Xiu	She threw my intestines into a boiling pot. (And I liked it.)

Logs
2024.05.29: Forget it Norm, It's Chinatown 2024.05.31: The Dragon With the Flagon

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