Difference between revisions of "Indigo"
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• '''Striptease''' – What kind of a person takes their clothes off for a living? The kind that is a compulsive liar and can’t seem to shake the interest in having blue hair. It was this or porn. <br> | • '''Striptease''' – What kind of a person takes their clothes off for a living? The kind that is a compulsive liar and can’t seem to shake the interest in having blue hair. It was this or porn. <br> | ||
• '''We are beasts, and this is our consolation.''' – Pooka---love them or hate them (let’s be real, they’re real easy to hate), you have to admit that they are definitely a thing. That exists. Animal rights activism with none of that icky rage? Table for one. <br> | • '''We are beasts, and this is our consolation.''' – Pooka---love them or hate them (let’s be real, they’re real easy to hate), you have to admit that they are definitely a thing. That exists. Animal rights activism with none of that icky rage? Table for one. <br> | ||
− | • '''Polly stole your crackers...''' - Parrots are the worst, my dude. Legitimate demons. Indigo is just as likely to preen your hair and bring you your cellphone charger as she is to steal your boyfriend and chew your toothbrush into | + | • '''Polly stole your crackers...''' - Parrots are the worst, my dude. Legitimate demons. Indigo is just as likely to preen your hair and bring you your cellphone charger as she is to steal your boyfriend and chew your toothbrush into ten pieces. <br> |
• '''Eau de natural...''' - So, for someone who has hair that presumably maintains its color through rigorous bleaching and dying, it doesn't smell. Which is weird, right? It should reek of bleach if you have a nose that picks up on that stuff, but it doesn't. It smells like some tropical shit, but that's a far cry from cell-destroying chemicals. Weeeeird. <br> | • '''Eau de natural...''' - So, for someone who has hair that presumably maintains its color through rigorous bleaching and dying, it doesn't smell. Which is weird, right? It should reek of bleach if you have a nose that picks up on that stuff, but it doesn't. It smells like some tropical shit, but that's a far cry from cell-destroying chemicals. Weeeeird. <br> | ||
• '''Mean Little Girls.''' – Indigo isn’t inclined to be your manic pixie dream girl, no matter how much she looks like she might fit the bill. She is perfectly happy to be someone’s muse…you know, if she can also burn them out creatively for fun and profit. She fits best into the ‘Unseelie’ category for that reason. <br> | • '''Mean Little Girls.''' – Indigo isn’t inclined to be your manic pixie dream girl, no matter how much she looks like she might fit the bill. She is perfectly happy to be someone’s muse…you know, if she can also burn them out creatively for fun and profit. She fits best into the ‘Unseelie’ category for that reason. <br> |
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