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[[Kass]] Long suffering. Poor guy. | [[Kass]] Long suffering. Poor guy. | ||
| − | [[Tobias]] My penis could lift more than both his arms. How does this scrawny thing get in my way to attract mates? Humans are dumb. | + | [[Tobias (Malkavian)|Tobias]] My penis could lift more than both his arms. How does this scrawny thing get in my way to attract mates? Humans are dumb. |
[[Misa]] Who doesn´t like chaos? Oh right thats what Im supposed to do! | [[Misa]] Who doesn´t like chaos? Oh right thats what Im supposed to do! | ||
Latest revision as of 12:34, 4 June 2017
Shelby Hunger....it's not just a problem. It's an obscenity. A third of mankind is fat while two-thirds starve. This looks like a job for me.
Bronwyn Squawk Squawk! STFU!
Kass Long suffering. Poor guy.
Tobias My penis could lift more than both his arms. How does this scrawny thing get in my way to attract mates? Humans are dumb.
Misa Who doesn´t like chaos? Oh right thats what Im supposed to do!
Kenna Idiot. After all that, she still doesn´t give it up. I´m handsome, Im strong, I sing Elvis better than Elvis and still she doesn´t assume the submission pose. I should just date cats, they know whats matters!
Kirsten You didn't leave me to die. I won't leave you either. The favor will be returned.
Becky Deformed in body and mind. Weird. Angry because she's deformed. Threatens to cry. What the hell do I do with that?
