Martine/Contacts

Celebrities

Vervane Wow. Aging rocker has sex with lots of girls? Yawn. Tell me more about your mom killing herself.

Tricia The muse behind P Dizzle´s hit single, 'Back Door Rich Bitch'. Your parents must be so proud.

Typhanie You want to make fun of my Tay and make her feel bad. I am far better at making people hate themselves than you. We will see who has the last laugh.

Emma In the Church of Regenesis we have hot sex with our coffee? McDonalds will need a new warning for you and your weirdos.

Ceara You can take the girl out of the skin mag and put her in a library but it doesn't improve her brains. Thanks for the stalker story and the Brandon Jenkins reveal.

Zack Some guys would drown their own family in the Pacific if they could trade for that kind of life! Tragic party boy.

Simone Junkie rocker with a career so far in the toilet she is offering music lessons to kids for cash. Too dumb to be faithful to her new meal ticket.

Larry Simone's new meal ticket. A local politician who can bravely fall on his ass whenever she is in danger. At least he tries. Her vagina must be magic since he is staying even after her naked ex lover showed up crazy on his driveway. She's all yours councilman....mostly.

Fae

Henry Ahh my regrettable ex husband. It was a brief and platonic affair. You shall be missed Mr. Ap Nothing.

Clay Smarter than she seems. Probably scarier than any other fae I know.

Jinx Yes I am the cat. Tremble before me squirrel but um....don´t let that dragon eat me. Thanks.

Clara A kind soul. She helped plan my wedding in the dreaming.

Sterling A noble sidhe. His estate was used for my marriage to Tay and it was beautiful.

Alandra My fiancee is the bravest truest noblest knight in the land! Now watch it burn you uppity bitch.

Kuba Your infidelity got me a story on a Playboy Playmate and the new Brandon Jenkins! Choke on your grand declarations you scoundrel. Why tell Alandra when I can tell the world?

LilyJane I didn't even care to mess with your precious pop skank until you made so sure that I knew I wasn't allowed or you'd hurt me. Do you have no experience with Pooka at all? Serves you right for criticizing my epic bum orgy prank. Your temper amuses me.

Others

Amadeus Stupid Loser. You blew it!

Taylor Forever endlessly. Even if the great winter takes all, still my heart will burn. If I could turn back time, I would only be yours sooner. [1]

Nate What happens when you challenge a pooka to prank you. Bad things. Very bad things. Thanks for the F shack! Hahaha!

Basilisk What? Fish are going to come out of your "whoo whoo?" Thats just poor hygiene. Circus freak.

Nikodin When one goes to a bad neighborhood hoping for a beating, it can usually be found.

Shelby The All-Seeing Eye of Chocolate Puss is watching you shoot everyone! Joy!

Alisandra Zack's occasional squeeze. Low self esteem and supermodel quality looks. What guy wouldn't like that?

Ritcher Uppity jerk that turned our LGBT club into an exclusive club for gay men. Not even male transgendered are welcome. If your not hairy you don't belong.

Eloise The Fun Police. You bore me.

Ashleigh Sweet little girl. We have decided we like her.

Rodney Ashleigh's beau. Seems to have a good head on his shoulders.