2020.10.29: Four Rooms

A Dramady in Text

Room #1: Colombe and Fritz

Room #2: Colombe and Hannah

Room #3: Colombe and Amos

Room #4: Hannah and Amos

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ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) Is your relationship with your friend public? I'm filling out Hannah's questionnaire.

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) 911

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) ?

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) I have an emergency

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Yes?

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) amos is trying to ask me to prom

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Tell him your boyfriend eats vampires.

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) jk, what can I do?

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) <<poke emoji>>

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) ?? nothing, just venting

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) this is what friends do

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<Laughing emoji>> <<pointing emoji>>

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) I bitch, you say Yass queen

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<woman facepalm emoji>> I'll ask him to the prom, JAS

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) u just out-acronymed me - JAS?

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Just A Second.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) noit ponblccc

ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text to Amos) Hi Henry, this is Samantha. Wondering if you have a date to the Prom. If not, I would kill for your attention. Kidding, Hannah's taken, FYI. I haven't had a chance to get to know you very well, so if you are interested, let me know.

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) <Phone> (Text to Amos) Hi Henry, this is Samantha. Wondering if you have a date to the Prom. If not, I would kill for your attention. Kidding, Hannah's taken, FYI. I haven't had a chance to get to know you very well, so if you are interested, let me know.

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) oh my god that would have been great if you wouldn't have brought me into it

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) now he knows i told you

ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text from Amos) You have /exquisite/ timing.

ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text to Amos) It's one of my best qualities.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) sorry. not public.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) Ok, thanks. Are u ok?

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) and Dariush and I are not really official but

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) it's okay I love you

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Aw.

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) I can't believe u did that for me

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<yes emoji>> <<queen emoji>>

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) does your oath keep you from actually dating someone?

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) No, I can do a lot of things, it's nuanced.

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) word. any bites in town yet?

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Fending them off like a boss.

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) lol

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) <<yes emoji>><<queen emoji>>

ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text from Amos) Taken by whom, or do you know?

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) In a meeting. Got decked. It's cool.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) Is that normal?

ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text to Amos) I know nothing and everything. Are we on for Prom?

ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text from Amos) I do like a bit of unpredictable in my life. And I /did/ pay good money for you, after all.

ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text to Amos) Excellent. My valet will help you get what you need. See you then.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) I guess.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) Brutes. <<sad emoji>>

ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text from Amos) Now I'm scared.

ROOM_3 <Phone> (Text to Amos) Take it from the Sheriff. You shouldn't be.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Faster than politicking about, I'll take it

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Hear me out on this. Would you rather endlessly cherry-pick exactly the right words and mannerisms to say and do to a political rival? For years on end? Or would you prefer a thirty-second trade of blows. Besides, I am quite conscious and texting.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) To the first, yes, duh. To the second, yes, duh. To the third, it does sound efficient, fine.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) You know what, have fun with the smiling and pretending.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) You can even make text look angry.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) What, you gonna punch me too?

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Cuz I do NOT need that tonight

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) <<Selfie of Smiling F and C after Waltz lessons>>

ROOM_4 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) <Phone> (Text from Amos) Anyway, I'm sure you and your plus-one will be radiant

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) gd colombe

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) send me a selfie of ur beautiful face rn

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) i need to remember

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) <<Selfie of Colombe with her terrified falcon, doing the invert peace symbol>>

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Okay yeah you're firmly in the 'cool' category now.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Thanks for that.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) I got you, ami. If you want to chat, swing by.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Sure thing, meeting just ended. Bit hungry though.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) If you aren't going to go overboard, I'll ask my valet to help you out.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text to Fritz) Otherwise, I have the usual.

ROOM_1 <Phone> (Text from Fritz) Fuuuh. Talk more when I get there.

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text from Hannah) that helps thanks

ROOM_2 <Phone> (Text to Hannah) Anytime, fellow queen.