Myrtle/Stereotypes

	"Such a long setup to end with just a silly pun."
	"Yes, yes, a VERY impassioned speech. Rave reviews, Oscar talk, etc. Now sit down until we need something punched."
	"Never work with animals or children. They are both."
	"What can I say? We tell the BEST jokes. Some call us Jesters, I prefer Vaudevillians."
	"They see through what is without much like we see through what is within. They are rarely fun to prank."
	"I do regret the unlife I would have led if they had embraced me. I do not regret the movies I would have had to make, however."
	"Clever tricks are well and good, but special effects go much farther these days, and those guys at least know how to have fun afterwards."
	"Every jester needs a king to caper for. One does worry at how little they seem to understand, however."
	"Ventrue in a goth phase with a shadow fetish. No wonder Vegard fell in love."
	"Change your masks as much as you like, you're still either in a drama or a comedy."
	"Hahaha, very funny. Oh wait, you mean you WEREN'T joking? Even funnier still!"
	"Just once, I wish one would look at Paige and tell her that she'll never take them alive, see? You KNOW that would make Vegard laugh."
	"Their jokes would be so much funnier if they weren't always telegraphing the punchline."

	"Just a great, big, happy family. With teeth!"
	"Quite pleasant, once you get past the whole "will kill you on sight with no provocation" thing."
	"Haha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!"
	"Once served a great purpose, but replaced long ago by celluloid. Leave it to the professionals, children."
	"Like us, they revel in their madness, rather than trying to hide from it. Poke them, and watch the pretty colors."
	"One always needs an audience. Pity about the Masquerade."