Myrtle/Stereotypes

	"Such a long setup to end with just a silly pun."
	"Yes, yes, a VERY impassioned speech. Rave reviews, Oscar talk, etc. Now sit down until we need something punched."
	"Darling, I never work with animals or children, and they are both."
	"What can I say? We tell the BEST jokes. Some call us Jesters, I prefer Vaudevillians."
	"They see through what is without much like we see through what is within. Make sure pranks against them are worth it!"
	"I regret the unlife I would have led if they had embraced me. I do not regret the movies I would have had to make to earn it, however."
	"Their powers are great, to be sure, but they all depend on a sound mind. Just a bit of bait, and their beast will rise like any other."
	"Every jester needs a king to caper for. One does worry at how little they seem to understand, however."
	"No more than Ventrue in a goth phase with a shadow fetish. That said, no wonder Vegard fell in love."
	"Change your masks as much as you like, you're still either in a drama or a comedy."
	"Hahaha, very funny. Oh wait, you mean you WEREN'T joking? Even funnier still!"
	"Just once, I wish one would look at Paige and tell her that she'll never take them alive, see? You KNOW that would make Vegard laugh."
	"Their jokes would be so much funnier if they weren't always telegraphing the punchline."
	"True Free Agents at a time when freedom is precious. Look how far they've come."

	"Just a great, big, happy family. With teeth!"
	"Quite pleasant, once you get past the whole "will kill you on sight with no provocation" thing."
	"Haha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!"
	"Once served a great purpose, but replaced long ago by celluloid. Leave it to the professionals, children."
	"Like us, they revel in their madness, rather than trying to hide from it. Poke them, and watch the pretty colors."
	"One always needs an audience. Pity about the Masquerade."