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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Assamite.png|40px|alt=Assamite|Assamite]] | ||
| + | | "Such a long setup to end with just a silly pun." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Brujah.png|40px|alt=Brujah|Brujah]] | ||
| + | | "Yes, yes, a VERY impassioned speech. Rave reviews, Oscar talk, etc. Now sit down until we need something punched." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Gangrel.png|40px|alt=Gangrel|Gangrel]] | ||
| + | | "Never work with animals or children. They are both." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Malkavian.png|40px|alt=Malkavian|Malkavian]] | ||
| + | | "What can I say? We tell the BEST jokes. Some call us Jesters, I prefer Vaudevillians." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Nosferatu.png|40px|alt=Nosferatu|Nosferatu]] | ||
| + | | "They see through what is without much like we see through what is within. They are rarely fun to prank." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Toreador.png|40px|alt=Toreador|Toreador]] | ||
| + | | "I do regret the unlife I would have led if they had embraced me. I do not regret the movies I would have had to make, however." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Tremere.png|40px|alt=Tremere|Tremere]] | ||
| + | | "Clever tricks are well and good, but special effects go much farther these days, and those guys at least know how to have fun afterwards." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Ventrue.png|40px|alt=Ventrue|Ventrue]] | ||
| + | | "Every jester needs a king to caper for. One does worry at how little they seem to understand, however." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Lasombra.png|40px|alt=Lasombra|Lasombra]] | ||
| + | | "Ventrue in a goth phase with a shadow fetish. No wonder Vegard fell in love." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Tzimisce.png|40px|alt=Tzimisce|Tzimisce]] | ||
| + | | "Change your masks as much as you like, you're still either in a drama or a comedy." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Followersofset.png|40px|alt=Followersofset|Followersofset]] | ||
| + | | "Hahaha, very funny. Oh wait, you mean you WEREN'T joking? Even funnier still!" | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Giovanni.png|40px|alt=Giovanni|Giovanni]] | ||
| + | | "Just once, I wish one would look at Paige and tell her that she'll never take them alive, see? You KNOW that would make Vegard laugh." | ||
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| + | | nowrap style="text-align: center; vertical-align: top;" | [[File:Ravnos.png|40px|alt=Ravnos|Ravnos]] | ||
| + | | "Their jokes would be so much funnier if they weren't always telegraphing the punchline." | ||
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Revision as of 00:35, 22 August 2020
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"Such a long setup to end with just a silly pun." | |
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"Yes, yes, a VERY impassioned speech. Rave reviews, Oscar talk, etc. Now sit down until we need something punched." | |
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"Never work with animals or children. They are both." | |
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"What can I say? We tell the BEST jokes. Some call us Jesters, I prefer Vaudevillians." | |
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"They see through what is without much like we see through what is within. They are rarely fun to prank." | |
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"I do regret the unlife I would have led if they had embraced me. I do not regret the movies I would have had to make, however." | |
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"Clever tricks are well and good, but special effects go much farther these days, and those guys at least know how to have fun afterwards." | |
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"Every jester needs a king to caper for. One does worry at how little they seem to understand, however." | |
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"Ventrue in a goth phase with a shadow fetish. No wonder Vegard fell in love." | |
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"Change your masks as much as you like, you're still either in a drama or a comedy." | |
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"Hahaha, very funny. Oh wait, you mean you WEREN'T joking? Even funnier still!" | |
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"Just once, I wish one would look at Paige and tell her that she'll never take them alive, see? You KNOW that would make Vegard laugh." | |
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"Their jokes would be so much funnier if they weren't always telegraphing the punchline." | |
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"Just a great, big, happy family. With teeth!" | |
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"Quite pleasant, once you get past the whole "will kill you on sight with no provocation" thing." | |
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"Haha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!" | |
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"Once served a great purpose, but replaced long ago by celluloid. Leave it to the professionals, children." | |
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"Like us, they revel in their madness, rather than trying to hide from it. Poke them, and watch the pretty colors." | |
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"One always needs an audience. Pity about the Masquerade." | |
