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― Excerpt from Xiomara Morales Resumé, File #14119, Apple One Temp Agency, Classified: DO NOT EMPLOY.
Special Skills:
- Sleeps pretty good on airplanes.
- Totally OK with sitting in the middle back seat.
- Knows every word to Jay-Z’s “I Just Wanna Love You.”
- Able to lift slightly more than you’d think.
- Oblivious to sexual harassment.
