Xiomara/Hooks

Prospect Roasters
Xiomara has become a fixture here because her bestest friends are often here. So, you can often find her here!

Looking for Work
Xiomara has some distinct disadvantages when finding employment, like being a compulsive liar, but maybe you can look past those inadequacies and hire her.

Shameless & Hedonistic
Xio is not shy, loves attention, and has very little self introspection... this is a recipe for really bad decisions which you can TOTALLY take advantage of!

Clumsy AF
Xio is a top-heavy, easily distracted woman with bad eye-hand coordination - schedule a time for her to literally trip over you. Hilarity guaranteed to ensue or your money back.

Molecular Biologist
Xio has a Ph.D. in molecular biology and has invented various cures for deadly diseases as outlined in the New England Journal of Medicine and the award winning publication: 'Cooties, are they real?' in the Elsevier Journal of Molecular Biology.