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"HAHA! No. You want me to sign up and pledge allegiance and follow your rules and stuff? You sick bastard."
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"Well that's just spooky. I wonder if there's literal kool-aid in all those weird blood things they do?"
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"The only real people out there. Everybody else is too trapped in static reality to pay attention and have fun."
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"Oh, you went independent? I'm so proud of you!"
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"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!"
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"How pointless."
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"EWWWW. And since they're all fucking each other, you can't even pretend to be one without the whole incestuous mess cottoning on."
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"Please don't ask how I learned to do this. It wasn't diablarie, honest. Please believe me?"
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| The Others
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"These people provide things for me to take. Blood, houses, money, names, jobs. Such generosity. "
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"Hey, I can do that, too!"
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"Oh, how precious! I wonder if I can convince people that I'm one as well?"
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"Magic is so boring, darling. I want to see somebody who does it through misdirection and sleight of hand, actual magic just isn't the same."
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"We all need to go some time. Now please, go away."
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