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Badass Motherfucker
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"Sergeant Wolff laughs softly, "You know I love you Carl and I've always wanted to have your fucken kids, but you ain't got to propose so pretty..." And turning to the new guy he really belts it out, "And I am Wolff, Sarge would be better as I've fucked a thousand rainbow farting unicorns up the ass to make my cock glow so that all the little girlys want a taste of the SS Rainbow cock... I've been to whiny lad land so may times they offer up themselves in lines to have me take potshots at their heads with good old Betsy. I've seen Charlie shit himself so bad he spiced my own punji traps and then stepped on them to even get away from what I'd do to them..... They gave up their fucken grandmas good eyeballs to save their own asses... Granny Sight... it tastes like shit, but you get to see a whole new side of them Bingo nights.. when they can't tell what's on them little white balls."" ~ Sarge as a friendly Greeting one Halloween night.
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