Muffin

-< Newsflash: January 21, 2012 >-

"Police and animal control were called in today when a large number of snakes were sighted near the corner of F Street and Maple. Josh Greer, a man who has taken up residence nearby, said, "I was coming out of Walgreens when I saw this *BLEEP* boa constructor go by. Long as a *BLEEP* bus." Reports ranged in size from arm-length to seven meters. Witnesses described them as being white, yellow, gold, and orange in color.

One man (name withheld) insisted he saw thousands of the snakes pouring out of the stomach of a living scarecrow. He was arrested under suspicion of possession of narcotics.

Herpetologist Alana Meyers was called to the scene, but could find none of the reptiles. She commented, "It sounds like these were designer breeds. 'Butter corn' and 'hypomelanistic' corn snakes. Possibly an 'albino Columbian'."

The public is advised to stay calm, and to call 911 if any of the snakes are sighted."

-< Hooks >-

Acrobat. Her specialty is the Cyr Wheel. She's looking to improve her skills. (If you're not pretty damn good with the thing, you tend to cause others serious injuries.)

Street. Muffin has become restless. She cannot stay in the same place two nights running.

Night. She doesn't come out by day. If you're around Maple Park by night, you might have seen her.

Owl. An invisible owl is following her around.

-< Disclaimers & Apologies >-

The OOC Masque. I prefer to keep an "OOC masquerade" up as I think the point of RP in a world of massive conspiracies is discovery and surprises. So if you want to know about the Muffin, please join me for RP!

In the interest of "jumpstarting" the RP, I would normally waive the "OOC Masque" for others in the same Faction. This character has parted with their Faction for serious IC and OOC reasons both.