Mercedes Ortega/Stereotypes

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Changeling "Do you know why we're called Changelings? No, that has nothing to do with coins, diapers or Obama. It's because in the old days the Fae would snatch people away and replaced them with these fake Fetches. When these poor souls escape the Fae and come back they became known as the Lost... wait, what? I didn't say the Lost. Who said that?"
Werewolf "Werewolves? Yup. They're just like Pooka. Cute, furry, fun-loving, puppy eyes. If you really want them to like you, poke them with a sharp stick."
Vampire "Romantic, mopey, sparkly immortals. Bring them to your parties to really liven things up."
Mage "These guys all graduated from Hogwarts, where they fly around on broomsticks and learn to brew potions. You know Harry Potter, right?"
Demon "Did you know the classical image of a devil was based on that of Pan? You know, goat horns, goat legs, all of that. Judging from that alone, you can bet they're all good people."
Mortal "Without them, we're nothing. Their dreams fuel Glamour, so you should nurture and protect them. No, I'm serious!"