Lenore Douglas/Stereotypes

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Vampire "Your existence throws the whole wheel out of alignment. It is no wonder destruction follows where you tread."
Werewolf "They should come with a warning label: Beware of BIG Scary Dogs!"
Wraith "Look at the bright side. You no longer have to deal with unsanitary public restrooms. But yes, being dead is a buzzkill."
Changeling "Wow, JM Barrie really didn't do you justice at all, did he?"
Mage "Just dream! Yes, this is soooo our motto. Who knew reality could be so fluid!"
Mortal "If they only knew what wonders were waiting in store they would not spend so much time asleep at the wheel of life."