Jade Lambert/Contacts

Kadin -- Maybe dial back on the sonorous wise old wizard talk if you're my age and look like an out-of-work surfer. Just a thought.

Sonya -- I had no idea you could be a nerd and also be kind of cool. Pros: buys drinks. Cons: Wants to set me up with her brother. Pro to the Con: He is kinda cute.

Valentina -- Fun, knows good restaurants, but I'm pretty sure definitely positive she's in some kind of cult. Oh, well; nobody's perfect.