Clark/Intro

Not many people would be happy about working as a security guard for a corporation that sees its employees as numbers rather than people, but Ron Clark isn't just happy. The man seems to love his lot in life, and he has more reasons not to than most, including being injured on the job twice (once by a car driven by a disgruntled ex-employee and another time when breaking up a fistfight that escalated to the use of office furniture).

These incidents might give someone the idea that Clark is selfless, and even respect his diligence, but anyone that knows him knows that such boldness is hardly compensation for his pranks, which tend to be meaner than they are funny, and his tendency to creep people out. Despite a number of complaints, the company has promoted him to a position he isn't qualified for and likely doesn't deserve. Head of Security.

He knows nothing about the alarm system, can't describe the psychology of the typical corporate criminal and he always messes up his paperwork, but he's itching for the day he gets to deal with an active shooter and loves dragging out people that don't react well to getting fired. Don't let the tie and the haircut fool you. Clark is little more than a bully that's managed to land himself a job that pays him a salary for being a complete dick.

When Clark isn't at work making various people wish he'd go golfing in a lightning storm, he's either at home doing whatever it is he does, getting his car cleaned and detailed, jogging across town like he's training for a marathon (he isn't) or being his usual self in some sort of social environment. If Clark has any plans for the future, they certainly aren't obvious.